jordann alexandra.

too old for tumblr chicago / 25

[lelaid]

Kate Moss by Mario Testino for W, March 1997

[corpsegrlsworld]

[liveitout]

[imthehuggernaut]

Cinematic Masterpiece.

[welcometoyouredoom]

A book crystallized in the ocean

[blluish]

oh mood

[prehistoricmancunt]

person: how are you

me: waiting for death but not seeking it out so i could be worse

[culturenlifestyle]

Messages Scrawled With Thread and Needle On Roses

Artist and embroidery expert Sophie King is not your average talent. This British expert has composed a series of creations where she etches intricate patterns on fragile rose petals.

Keep reading

[daddyfuckedme]

[lelaid]

Cher out in L.A., 1978

[cartoon-deactivated20220930]

There’s a banned Dexter’s Laboratory episode where Dexter makes a machine meant to remove the rudeness of Dee Dee but they both end up accidentally getting into it and making two rude clones of themselves (w/ stereotypical New York accents) who cuss and swear throughout the entire episode.

It’s called Rude Removal and was originally made and meant to air in 1998 as a part of Season 2, but didn’t for obvious reasons. It was released uncut on Adult Swim’s website in 2013, and you can watch the uncensored version here (click) !

[moved-to-saltcircuit]

dealing with people who are spacing out

DON’T: -hit them -yell at them -wave in their face in excess

DO: -say their name once or twice -tap them gently and if they don’t respond, -wait patiently for them to snap back into reality

[moved-to-saltcircuit]

this still applies yo

[fromthemotionpicture]

[monipooh19]

Me af

[paddysnuffles]

Animal sizes for comparison

Moose

Grey Wolf

Maned Wolf

Sea Otter

Toucan

Grizzly Bear

Polar Bear

Stellar Sea Lion

Cow

Pig

Raven

Black Bear & Bengal Tiger

White-Tailed Deer

Buffalo

Capybara

[ange--de-lumiere]

me at half the animals on the post: “BITCH THAT’S H U G E”

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

Where'd you come up with your url?

there were seven eggs left

[27-teacups]

same

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

you must have a lot of tea cups

[27-teacups]

yes

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

i am very proud of your collection

[1000nipples]

hey guys

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

dude fholy shit

[plasterbrain]

[jedthewolfdog]

does anyone ever do the opposite of dissociate?? where youre just suddenly and uncomfortably aware of your situation and reality 

[jedthewolfdog]

more to the point why do i get that feeling when im sitting on top of my kitchen table watching a velveeta mac and cheese pack spin in the microwave for three and a half minutes and im just like I Exist I Am Here And Theres Nothing I Can Do About It 

[lelaid]

Balmain Menswear S/S 2018

[heaven-is-my-hell]

so my 14y/o daughter got into an argument with her high school principle yesterday for fighting. an older boy had come up to her and asked her out, but when she said no and tried to walk away he grabbed her by her arm and pulled her back. so she punched him and broke his nose. her principle then told her she should have “heard him out” and “it’s not like the boy actually hurt her” so her response was “inappropriate”. so my daughter then chewed out her male principle in the middle of the school corridor about rape culture and that if that was his attitude then he should probably quit teaching forever because all he was doing was teaching girls to be quiet victims and teaching boys that it was okay to touch girls against their will and then she pointed right in his face and said “men like YOU are why my mum taught me how to punch people properly”. she got a round of applause from 2 female teachers listening in and i have never been such a proud mama

[sherlocklikesdestiel]

She’s a hero