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[forgotten-sea-god]

[aprilwitching-deactivated201808]

candles are how we keep fires as pets

[annabellioncourt]

this is unnecessarily adorable

[ultrafacts]

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[qndeldr]

I still need to know what dog this is

[ultrafacts]

It is the Caucasian Shepherd Dog aka Russian Bear Dog. This picture below is just a PUPPY.

[bubblegumdomme]

Holy shit.

[kaylamariiie1993]

I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE NOW

[ultrafacts]

[leadhoovesies]

MOUSE

[musical-dreamer-of-love]

THE REAL LIFE CLIFFORD!

[bayocake-deactivated20160731]

Level 1

Level 17

Level 35

[thespectacularspider-girl]

I could literally ride this dog into battle.

and I would.

[vancity604778kid]

For anyone wondering, that last pic is another awesome breed called the Tibetan Mastiff :)

[ultrafacts]

Fun fact: Tibetan Mastiffs were often “paired” with Tibetan Spaniels. The Tibetan Spaniel is a natural-born tattle tale and would run along monastery walls to keep an eye out for intruders. Upon spotting someone suspicious they would go get the big dog.

[ninjaspiderjuurouta]

N O. Oh my God that is so cute

[steampunktendencies]

Giant animatronic dinosaur outside bbc hq! Wow! Credits: BBC

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

No.

[rory]

good thing about the hurricane though is its making all of those fun facebook hurricane event groups

[rory]

this is facebooks only contribution to society. the ability to make events to stop the weather

[viivaroo]

Is no one gonna mention that Remoraids Beta design was just a gun??

Nintendo???

[friendbotbeeps-deactivated20210]

THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW, THOUGH

My entire life I NEVER understood why they made a fish that evolved into an octopus.

With their beta designs though, they’re still unrelated animals, but they’re linked in that they’re both based on aquatic creatures known for shooting something (water and ink, respectively).

Remoraid is a gun and Octillary is a cannon.

REMORA-RAID AND OCTOPUS-ARTILLARY

Fuck

[feenecks]

This old image makes a lot more sense now!

[smis-happens]

someone’s favourite Pokemon is literally just gun.

[doublebubblr]

[rory]

good thing about the hurricane though is its making all of those fun facebook hurricane event groups

[rory]

this is facebooks only contribution to society. the ability to make events to stop the weather

[lesbiansandpuns]

sorry but y’all are missing the best one

[arabbara]

R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit

[xoellle-deactivated20190624]

this is the only september 11th post I’m reblogging

[5tacks]

Same

[slowdissolve]

Never forget to reblog

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[candicemorgan-accola]

OMG I FUCKING HATE THIS HELLSITE

[thepurpleskies]

please just read the whole thing

[brownnesscrew]

This is so important. 

[gowheretheskymeetsthesea]

How she switched that dialect back and forth tho 😍

[kravemychocolatekurves]

I heard about 4 different people and loved every one of them

[grumsal]

*gets hit by a car* good

[pokemon]

Get ready to relive a classic Pokémon adventure—Pokémon Crystal is coming to Nintendo eShop for the Nintendo 3DS family of systems on January 26, 2018! http://bit.ly/2ysPqqq

[jordansdfg]

Hey!✌️ Download a new cool game Kick The Buddy! It's hilarious!!!😂😂😂 Download Kick The Buddy FOR FREE right now!🔥🔥🔥😍👉

[jordansdfg]

woman: i miss you like the deserts miss the rain

man: oh that's so sweet, i--

woman: i've adapted to existence without you, buried everything we made together, and prolonged exposure to you would be disastrous.

[nintendo]

Darknyan has arrived in YO-KAI WATCH 2: Psychic Specters, and you have a chance to befriend this spooky Yo-kai by scanning this QR code after completing the main story!

[animalcrossing]

Did you hear the news? Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp will be released on iOS and Android in late November. https://www.nintendo.com/nintendo-direct/10-24-2017/