[welele]

[funeralprocessor]

GLORIOUS AMERICAN BEVERAGE, RECARBONATED OVER TEN THOUSAND TIMES

[edgar-allan-possum]

That is just an atrocious sword, huh?

[lobo-cansado-de-ojos-rojos]

Or maybe we should think twice about what we put in our bodies

[crittizen]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

I'm Shmack'd

[sewerangelnextdoor]

[cicadiabroth]

One sip of this and your batteries corrode

[peanit]

t-shirt that says “i rely on pharmaceutical drugs to preform routine tasks”

[verdigrisvagabond]

Booty shorts that say “and then I don’t do them”

[girlonline1337]

fun drinking game

take a shot everytime you feel like you wanna die

[strangefriendperson-deactivated]

[bled]

[perrfectly]

“I have too many romantic fantasies and they make me sad.”

— Graham Coxon (via perrfectly)

[cosmiicorvid]

Spooky season is here

[novatheproto]

But it sep-

[cosmiicorvid]

SPOOKY SEASON IS HERE

[beastboicrank]

SPOOKS

[quaquaversall]

SPOOKY SPOOKS

[jerryswag]

[ravingsrandom]

This meme transcends language

[socialmaya]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[baked-barbie]

I want this on my tombstone

[lilnightwing]

[moonemojii]

he brought me wendy

[fleshanimal]

My new favorite thing is realtors adding “NOT HAUNTED” to for sale signs, completely convincing any sane person that the house is definitely haunted.

[mutttooth]

me, a middle-aged white man in the midwest with marriage troubles and two kids that need a fresh start in a new town:

[whitepeopletwitter]

[quickweaves]

[tenya]

fucked up how colors look different depending on what screen you’re looking at them on. that should be illegal I think

[broskepol-deactivated20221009]

this fucking shit, you know

[3rdrealm-deactivated20200301]

i think the crux of human misery stems from the fact that our skeleton just wants to sit around and accumulate dust in an ancient barrow (that is the innate imperative of all skeletal remains in-case you didn’t know) but our meat has its own agenda which creates this fundamental conflict of interests

[sonypraystation]

my organs keep whining about self preservation , my bones? playing the waiting game

[slugxcrossing]

There is comfort in knowing the bones will win