A Total Laughing Matter

Oh yeah. I’m paralyzed with jealousy. Maybe tomorrow you could help me decorate my room? I’m moving into the Kappa house.

I love decorating! Can we make your room one big blanket fort?! It would be so fun!!

Awesome, I’ll be waiting for that call.

So, what’s on your agenda tonight?

I have work this afternoon, but after that, I'm probably going to come back home and watch some Netflix. Such an exciting life I lead, I know. Be jealous.

I’m gonna charge you though. It’s an extra two bucks if you want me to carry a pom pom but I’d totally do it.

Well when I make it big and I can afford my own personal cheerleader, I'm definitely calling you. Live-in, on call 24/7!

Maybe because it’s the summer. I got faith too, i’ve seen you in action.

I'm just going to keep you around all the time for those little boosts to my confidence when I need it!

Aren’t they suppose to, with you being an actress and all. How’s that going by the way?

It's... going. A bit of a dry spell at the moment, but it'll pick up! I've got all the faith in the world! And maybe just a smidge desperate.

You will never know.

Seriously, I think we should see a movie.

I'm always down for a movie. They kinda give me life.

It was awesome. I saw grown people crying during that movie. It was that good.

Was one of those grown people you, by any chance?

Hey, I’m definitely down for seeing it again.

Does that mean it was good?!

Ok, I’ll take you. This is not up for discussion, you’re going.

#c: jorge #she's just so presh ugh

Well I would have gone if you'd asked or if I'd known you were going! I love How To Train Your Dragon!

I mean, I guess I understand. But these ladies looked at me like I was gonna take their kids. It was like a gang of soccer moms- you know they stick together- al giving me the evil eye. If anyone was uncomfortable it was me. I felt like I was in a Will Ferrell movie.

Next time just take a movie buddy so they don't look at you like that! Mom's are crazy about their little kiddies!

Whenever I go see cartoon movies by myself I get funny looks for soccer moms. I mean, what’s wrong with a man wanting to learn how to train a dragon?

It's probably the fact that you're there alone. No one trusts a man in a kid's movie by himself!

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#pics

Indeed I am, and now you will be. Welcome to the pizza side.

Well it's the least I could do after you ordered the entire menu. Just doing my civic duty of cleaning up the pizza from the mean streets of San Diego.