it's jorjee

he/him 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ | 20 | i have big tits and correct opinions

[poetrylesbian]

[poetrylesbian]

I did not spend years of my life at university studying rome in classes that were over 50% women to let someone say "rome may be for the guys" on my post!!!

[winslowhomersimpson]

men aren't obsessed with Rome they're obsessed with being patriarchs who get to subjugate everyone around them. He doesn't care about Pliny the Elder, he's having wet dreams where he gets to be Caesar. It's unironically the new vegas thing, we're living in an age beyond on-the-nose satire. This was also mussolini's deal

[jorjeezealien]

i thought Homer made the Odyssey

[galaxywarp]

obsessed w this fucking tweet

[jorjeezealien]

take a shot everytime your not sure if a reblog knows who dril is or not

[jorjeezealien]

No one has any reason to think im telling the truth but I promise, back when the "unknown song" you can play on the big piano in chapter 4 was discovered, when people couldn't identify the motif, I thought to myself "man, I feel like its almost the Full House theme, but clearly not cause why would Toby put that in the game."

I WAS RIGHT FROM BEFORE WE EVEN SAW THAT SMILING GOLDEN BITCH!

(for context, theres many different themes you can play on the piano in chapter 4, and they will illicit different responses from Susie and Ralsei. People basically found all of them and what song they were supposed to be, mostly being other Deltarune songs, and of course, the first 4 notes of Megalovania. Except for one, which Susie and Ralsei described as sounding "annoying." It ended up being Flowery's theme, from before it was even in the game. Toby just confirmed that Flowery's theme is meant to sound like the Full House theme. So basically, Gaster gave me a shadow crystal, Toby forgot to turn dreamshare off, bro I saw the prophecy, and of course, Flowery told me.)

[zombvibes]

which could mean nothing.

[jorjeezealien]

And at last was the girl.....

[jorjeezealien]

The angel on your shoulder: the education systems in even the richest countries fail to teach their students sometimes the most basic, essential knowledge, and we should not judge one too harshly because they don't know something you'd think is obvious

The devil on your other shoulder: google is free

They are unfortunately both quite persuasive.

[jorjeezealien]

If I was an Undertale/Deltarune streamer, I would simply insta-ban anyone who backseated or spoiled in chat.

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[jorjeezealien]

TENNA IM ROOTING FOR YOU MAKE SANS PROUD MY FUNKY LITTLE CRT

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

feels like a real step back that with all the sexual freedom available to us we moved to Hookup Culture instead of Having Sex With Friends Culture

[disterbia]

[jorjeezealien]

If I was famous, fujoshis would post about how they wanna see me get pregnant.

Instead, i am just kinda mid and uninteresting irl.

But I CAN get pregnant, so I have that.

[jorjeezealien]

So I saw the Back to the Future the Musical tour.

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i enjoyed it :)

[jorjeezealien]

hershey kisses are better when your high.

source: i am high and eating hersheys kisses rn

[jorjeezealien]

Back on my bullshit, getting therapy and eating healthy so i wont die young and you'll all be stuck with me for years to come.

[jorjeezealien]

Its only been like a year since everyone moved from twitter to bluesky and they are already asking for your id to confirm you are old enough to be on the site. For a few months, they took the high road and just blocked the site from places with censorship laws, but i guess they dont even have the fucking decency that even most porn sites do. Fuck this shit. Im going back to websites and personal blogs, im never making a new social media account again.

[jorjeezealien]

who up dinkin it rn

[jorjeezealien]

Update

I am probably attracted to women now

Goodnight :3

[jorjeezealien]

starting nnn early cause im bored