jose602 presents "Blorp!"

Stuff and things in the form of pixels.

[lookatthisfuckinghipster]

“As a fixie poet, I’m against two things: bike brakes and line breaks.”

[jose602]

This one-liner is so fucking good

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[elierlick]

A trans woman was just sentenced to 15 years in prison for defending herself from an attacker. She wanted no part in the fight and witnesses described her actions as self-defense. With right-wing media constantly portraying her as "evil" since the incident, the trial was over before it began.

[hashimoto-appelbaum-sufferer-de]

Jaia's prison ID number is 3492500039. The state of New York handles commissary money transfers through JPay. Monetary support is crucial for even a 'short' stay in prison, all the more so for trans women who are disproportionately mistreated by corrections officers and other prisoners, and frequently placed in solitary for their 'own safety'.

JPay offers convenient & affordable correctional services, including money transfer, email, videos, tablets, music, education & parole and p

[cloverfloret]

Other's tags, but I'd like to highlight the fact you can no longer just *find* an article that's giving the actual testimony anymore.

Information like this is being actively scrubbed from the internet (specifically google, facebook, and most major news article sites in terms of verified examples), and we should all be highly aware of that fact.

[seanhowe]

1959: Del Close tells the Daily News about taking acid for the U.S. Air Force’s Mercury 12 program. Is this the first public revelation about military testing of LSD?

(Close told the “one dream” anecdote to Jeffrey Sweet for the 1978 book Something Wonderful Right Away: An Oral History of the Second City and the Compass Players)

[jose602]

VerizonQwest (me & @modysoul, duh) are back at it this Saturday at 8:30pm at @bridgeimprovtheater! Also, come by early at 7pm to watch my first official Bridge mainstage show! Ooh, don't forget that this Friday is the long awaited return of @space55_phx's 7 Minutes in Heaven — 9pm @TrunkSpace! I'll be there, too! (at The Bridge Improv Theater) https://www.instagram.com/p/CqEl0Avv4Tu/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[jose602]

Free: new baby shoe! #SuckItHemingway #KnowWhutIMeanVern (at BoSa Donuts) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp8HAGHPKAD/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[jose602]

Somehow even more psyched to be a part of Kevin McDonald: Superstar (A Comedy Rock Opera) this Saturday at 7:30pm @nctphx! Excited not just for Kevin but I get to perform with @dorianlenz, @smal_practice, and Johnny Keys! Tickets and info at http://nctphoenix.com! (at The Neighborhood Comedy Theatre) https://www.instagram.com/p/CpoDL8LP2rV/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[jose602]

This morning's flowers! Also, I'm performing in comedy rock opera Kevin McDonald Superstar (with Kevin McDonald from Kids in the Hall!) this Saturday at 7:30pm @nctphx! Kevin's also teaching some really great sketch comedy classes this weekend. Tickets and info at http://nctphoenix.com! (at The Neighborhood Comedy Theatre) https://www.instagram.com/p/CpjFjjHvGEs/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[jose602]

Me and @modysoul are up to our shenanigans again! Plus sweet improv with FOMO, Long Day, and Pennyworth all the way from Chicago! 8:30pm this Saturday (tomorrow, duh) @bridgeimprovtheater! $10 (at The Bridge Improv Theater) https://www.instagram.com/p/CpELDysvJ8i/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[jose602]

.@dbook soon come @suns mural by @lalocota at @thebarriocafe Not sure who did the black & white portrait. Let me know if you do! #phx #phoenix #valleyboyz (at Barrio Cafe by chef Silvana Salcido Esparza) https://www.instagram.com/p/CoVRVcivJCF/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[jose602]

I’ve been lucky enough to know @dmiles1_apache for about 20 years and witness him take his art and Apache Skateboards (@instapache1) to represent the San Carlos Apache around the world. This is YOU’RE SKATING ON NATIVE LAND as part of @phxart’s Desert Rider: Navegando el Desierto exhibit in 2022. (at Phoenix Art Museum) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cn-I98svCr8/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[jose602]

Me and @modysoul are doing it up VerizonQwest style this Saturday @bridgeimprovtheater (w/ Home Before Curfew and the callback)! 8:30pm, $10 — don’t miss this bliss! (at The Bridge Improv Theater) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cn7l3i-vz4T/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[thyrell]

we talk about the dangers of needing to be the smartest guy in the room but i think even more deadly is the urge to be the FUNNIEST guy in the room.

[catchymemes]

If you touch my feet I'm gonna do it- Hi Ya

[shinyhill]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: thousand-year-old drinking game

[jughead-is-canonically-aroace]

[ID: tweet by DorsaAmir

My new favorite historical artefact is this 1,000 year old, 14-sided die from Korea with instructions for a drinking game [dice emoji]

Known as a juryeonggu (주령구, literally "liquor command tool"), each side of the die has an action, like "drink two cups" or "dance without music".

image: a 14-sided wooden die with korean text on each face and acompanying list of drinking game instructions

兩盞則放 : Drink two cups immediately

三盞一去: Drink three cups at once

衆人打鼻 : Let everybody hit you on the nose

(飮盡大笑 : Drink a big cup and laugh loudly

醜物莫放 : Drink from a cup with something gross in it

禁聲作舞 : Do a dance without music

曲臂則盡 : Drink while linking arms with a buddy

空詠詩過 : Recite a verse from a poem

自唱自飮 : Drink and sing a song

自唱怪來晩 : Sing the song “Goeraeman”

月鏡一曲 : Sing the song “Weolgyeong”

任意請歌 : Ask a buddy to sing a song

有犯空過 : Hold still and don't flinch while someone pretends to hit you

弄面孔過 : Hold still and don't flinch while someone tickles your face

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[caats]

Aww I love black cats ♡

[nicostiel]

Gotta Catch 'em All: A Knives Out Mystery