josie

head in the clouds

[itsnotmika]

there are three certainties in life. 1) death. 2) taxes. 3) me falling in love with the morally gray, mentally ill and extremely misunderstood character

[13th-hokage]

How do you sleep at night

Lmaoooo like dis

[snoozu]

i rlly need a new vocabulary i cant keep saying iconic and king over and over again

[snoozu]

if u see me in the tags saying shit like “wow. renowned.” or “his majesty is out here..” mind your business im figuring it out

[mythic-weapon]

people: filled with sin dirt: filled with worms (a good and righteous thing)

[zevri]

#this post seems like catholic peasant shitposting from the year 1100  (via shellbeaste)

[thewolfandowl]

follow for more soft twelfth century catholicism

[write-on-world]

[that1girlarreis]

Multilingual jokes are my favorite. I have stored this away forever.

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[arhelius]

[toofemmetofunction]

[quotemadness]

“There are only three things to be done with a woman. You can love her, suffer for her, or turn her into literature.”

— Henry Miller (via quotemadness)

[outcrying]

hey….,.,.. no offense but,,. i want someone to love and cherish me

[toastbutteregg]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this bitch empty, TWEET

[cedarspiced]

any time my aunt whistles walk like an egyptian the murder of wild crows she’s adopted shows up

[brightlotusmoon]

I want this life.

[mtndewbajablast]

do kids these days know abt numa numa

[mtndewbajablast]

do kids these days know about aqua’s “barbie girl”

[cryptidclub]

do kids there days know about CRAZY FROG

[constable-connor-deactivated201]

do kids these days know about “Blue” by Eiffel 65

[fangirltothefullest]

DO THEY KNOW ABOUT CASCADA’S “EVERY TIME WE TOUCH”?

[minigenos]

Would you accept this round warm girl into your life?

[neomushi]

yes

[accidentally-stealing-names-dea]

feeling bored, might imagine myself in unrealistic scenarios of love, idk

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

if you can imagine it, it’s not unrealistic

[shock]

what the numbers could mean on football players’ backs:

their age

how many people they’ve killed

how good they are at football 

[shock]

[coolfrogdude]

you may take it. ONCE.