Caffeine Chronicles

once i worked for tumblr and now i just sit and eat popcorn

[joshfromitp]

What’s your favorite Italian restaurant? Mine is

[bohdank]

Look what I found in my photos! Don’t know who made this gem, but it’s legendary!

[thediktatortot]

PSA to New Tumblr Users

DON'T CENSOR YOUR TAGS. DON'T.

Write out 'Suicide' Write out 'Rape' Write out 'Abuse' & 'Assault' & 'Gore'

If you don't use the real words in your tags? People won't be able to filter those out and stay SAFE.

You need to tag properly to keep everyone safe.

Don't water down warnings just because social media has trained you to water them down.

[hazel2468]

Seriously guys. I know a lot of y’all newbies (welcome, by the way!) are coming from places where you get in trouble for just typing those words out.

But here, our tagging and filtering DEPENDS on y’all using the actual words. You’re not going to get in trouble for saying them. Using the full and proper word is what will allow you, and your fellows, to curate your experience well.

[aussie-bookworm]

I don’t mind too much if the Twitter users immigrate to tumblr.

However I will start Biting if tumblr becomes the standard social media site everyone uses.

My employers don’t need to know that I am a clown and this is the circus I frequent. They don’t need to learn about the chainsaws I juggle or the jokes I yell while entering a tiny car with a bunch of other clowns.

[joshfromitp]

It’s so reflexive that I love tumblr for posts like these

[joshfromitp]

Hey everyone it’s infrastructure week

[joshfromitp]

[reallyndacarter]

Me and "The Fonz" at the premiere of Goncharov (1973) at Grauman's Chinese Theatre.

[joshfromitp]

This is just the best.

[joshfromitp]

i think that i need to spend more time here now that the bird site is going kerploof

[joshfromitp]

Hey it’s that guy who bought Twanker

[melenae]

[1991]

oh my god

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 26th of august, 2009.

[joshfromitp]

I have decided to return to Tumblr now that it is dead and nobody cares.

[miggylol]

[jettara]

Too cute 💗

[pucket]

[lius-is-a-catboy-deactivated202]

Portable hobbit hole from the future

[lius-is-a-catboy-deactivated202]

EARTH POD

[eternal-fractal]

ITS THE EARTH POD WE GOT THE FULL SET

[official-lucifers-child]

FUCKING HELL

[mrhungry]

WE UNLOCKED THE WHOLE GODDAMN SET

[letsjustdieeveryone]

long ago, the four pods lived together in harmony . . .

[asimovsideburns]

six more days…

[cornbread-but-cringey]

four more days....

[charlesoberonn]

two more days

[james-silvercat]

Were getting there

[lilkearnsie]

🎶Tomorrow! Tomorrow! I love ya! Tomorrow!🎶

[adulthoodisokay]

TOMORROW THE F̷͖̹̗̜͖̃͒͛̔̅͐́̓̈́̆̉̽̚͘͠ͅǪ̶̤̝̙͚͚̻͕̦̺̻̯̦̜̲̉͛͐̃̀̆̓̒̈́̈́R̷̡̧̳̞̣͐̅̎͛̉B̵̢̨̭͓̬̫̈̍̑̐̃̇̌̂͑͜I̴͔͉͎͔̭̤̹̬͚̥͋̆̂̈́̃̃̅̿̔̿̔̑̊́̆D̵̘̀̑̂̃͂̕D̶̛̮̯̿̅̈͊̈́̇̃̆̑̃̓̚͠͝E̴̢̧̠̻̘̰̞͉̝͇̩͙̦̰͊̊̏̓͊͂̄̈͑̓̀̏̕ͅN̵̡̨̞̦̤̲̜̜̝̻͇̱̣͍͎̾̍̓̔͂͂̿ ̶̥͓̗̗̗̄ͅM̴̨̮͖̯̥̮̘̖͔̫̫͖̉̓̾̑͒̈́̋̐͜E̶̛̯̟̲̘͇͓̞̲̬̳̥͖̮͗͐̑͛̀͑͌̐̿̿̈́͂̅͜͝ͅM̴̱͖̬̤͇̯̲̭̫͋Ȩ̷̡̺̹̠̦̱̤̰̗̖̞̫̓̒̈́̎̄͆͒̾͒̕͝ ̵̲͈̄͛̏̈́͊̍̉̈̕K̶̳͓͚͎̭̲̈́͐N̶̛̗͔͚͎͍͔̟̺̩̫̟͗̉̈́́̄͗͘͜ͅO̶̺̭̰̫̠̗͕̦̲̲̫͖͑͒̒̐͠W̴̬̭̦̫̹̗̦͖͓̼̥̻̔͋̋̄̒̕͠ͅL̵̨̢͖̩̠͕̤̥͇̬̤̖͎̈́̓̏͆͛̿͂̓͐̏̈́̀̕͘E̷͔̗̤̳̖͂̽̋͗̊͗̿͐͋D̸̯͖̖͈̤̹̠̝̦͈̻̈́͒̑͘͘͝ͅG̴̡͍͙̺̮̥̋̄́̅ͅĔ̶͎̳̠̼̒͊͛̄̀͋̀̊̎̊͌̎̽́ SHALL BE REVEALED

[tee]

hey

[dch]

this is what we call a tee•ser

[everythingfox]

(via)

[flip56000]

It’s almost 2016 everybody. Let’s go hard this year!

[joshfromitp]

YEAAAAH 2016

[badjokesbyjeff]

A Blonde woman was speeding down the road and was pulled over by a female police officer, who was also a blonde.

The Blonde Cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

‘What does it look like?’ she finally asked. The policewoman replied, ‘It’s square and it has you picture on it.’

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. ‘Here it is,’ she said.

The Blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, “OK, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop…”