Oh, hey. You're home early...

I don't have original thoughts. As gay as the day is long. Living the occasionally nsfw dream.

[shock]

why must life have a grand purpose? is it not enough to have some basil, and mozzarella?

[kittensnax]

yall mind if i

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

why this look like it was animated into a limestone tablet

[damianmcgintleman]

I can physically feel the texture of this gif

[midnight-revolucion]

How it feels to look at this

[dwight-schrutes]

[1312civilisedneurotic-deactivat]

[disatisfying]

[shiftythrifting]

you know what time it is babey!!!

[goblinating]

When my vampire boyfriend is over and I’ve had enough of him

[notobi]

rats rats *dummy thicc ass slap sound* shoes are the rats

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Gummy Rat Shoes

[mens-rights-activia]

Walk a mile in these chewboutins…

[racybiscuit]

[love-sck-deactivated20200202]

[thatgirlwiththememes]

[adeles]

Incredibles 2 (2018)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ducissatenebrarum]

Piggy bank from 15th-century Java. Terracotta. #pig

[conceptsandimages]

#pig

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

i know he ate a money

[no-chill-at-all]

[showerthoughtspost]

Chicken salad is just well aged egg salad.

[dailytwitterposts]

[teenscoolest]

[magpiesketches]

Reblog to save a life

[zooophagous]

Note from a graphic designer who has to fix this shit all day: rich black is prettier sure but for the love of the gods don’t use it for text if it’s going on newsprint. If its anything other than solid black it will bleed out and become unreadable.

Half my job is fixing this mistake all day from people who really really should know better. And now you know!