wish i were a cat....

Tobias 24 he/him trans n pan, local US idiot moves to Germany for Masters, cant change my profile pic but can promise im not a bot

[notobi]

incredible how my german keyboard makes § more accessible than @  also how $ is more accessible than €?? We live in a € country??

[notobi]

i am truly out here getting trapped in my first-order wishes and becoming a wanton (non-person) instead of exercising my volition 😫

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My nephew likes to play McDonald's, which is what you'd expect it to be. He says, "Welcome to McDonald's. How may I help you?" After you order, he says, "Okay, coming right up," and pretends to give you your food. He has another game called "Silly McDonald's," which is the same thing, except no matter what you order, he says, "Here's your cold hamburger."

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I know I'm biased, but he's a comedic genius, as far as I'm concerned.

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The last time I saw him, he said, "Let's play McDonald's," so I assumed it was regular McDonald's. But then he hit me with a cold hamburger. It was Silly McDonald's the whole time. I got played.

[beaky-peartree]

Du kannst nicht "Geschlecht" ohne "schlecht" buchstabieren

[beaky-peartree]

i would post this joke in english but it doesn't translate very well

[i-suggest-cdrw]

no i think it translates just fine actually

[magneatio]

made this in a fit at 1 am

[hbmusings]

The Pit

[sfwlilgirlblue]

Am I the only one who thought shuckle evolved into torkoal, or what?

[soumal]

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[notobi]

It torns out, if u eat only overnight oats and crepes and apples and cookies, your stummy will devote against you

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[musings-of-a-monster]

Before COVID shut the library down, I was helping a little boy and his mom find books.

“What do you like to read about?” I asked. “Dinosaurs!” This is common request, but can mean different things, “Okay. Do you want a story about dinosaurs, or facts about dinosaurs?” “Facts.” I took him to the dinosaur section (567.9) of the juvenile nonfiction. He picked out a couple books, and I asked him if there was anything else he was looking for. “Do you have anything on DNA?” I had to think about that for a second. “I think so…but I’ll have to look it up.” The boy beamed, “I want to find out how DNA works, so I can bring them back!” “We just saw Jurassic Park,” his mom explained with a smile that did not waver when she added, “We didn’t learn anything.”

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[unpretty]

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[grebcomics]

Small bird brings small bunny a small gift 🥺

[brucebocchi]