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2020 has the same energy as that scene in Hercules where all the old people are gathered around the well casually discussing the various calamities befalling the city.

cheaphalloweencostume

alright. controversy time. what’s the best flavor pairing to go with chocolate. my votes go toward raspberry or coffee

#peanut butter

orcixs

made a quiz, tell me what greek deity favours you!!

https://uquiz.com/N17OGW

orcixs

i see ya’ll complaining in the comments on what you got.

you don’t pick the deity !!! THEy pick you!!!!

sirengf-moved

@rottable

#athena !!!

andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes

Current Reductress headlines

kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

baconis42

oh what a life

dee-the-red-witch

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

gothiccass-deactivated20220521

if you were in the 5sos fandom and on tumblr dot edu from 2014-2016 you are a literal warrior

golddustdyke

being a fan of one direction is just being like: fool me once? shame on me. fool me twice? shame on me. fool me three times? shame on me. fool me four times? shame on me. fool me five times? shame on me. fool me six times? shame on me. fool me seven times? shame on me. fool me eight times? shame on me. Fool me nine times? shame on me. fool me ten times? shame on me. fool me eleven times? shame on me. fool me twelve times? shame on me thirteen times? shame on me. fool me fourteen times? shame on me. fool me fif-

falsedetective

thank fuck this hideous godforsaken decade is almost over. jesus christ. we started with a global economic crisis and somehow it only got worse from there

falsedetective

imagine going back in time and telling 2010 you “they’re gonna invent hoverboards, legalize gay marriage, and kill bin laden, but there’ll also be a global authoritarian uprising fueled by a digital surveillance state and the white house will be run by the guy from the apprentice and his lawyer rudy giuliani. do you wish to proceed”