fruitiest team in the nhl

esme, 23, she/they, italian ao3, motorsport: lewierre adoptive mother of the sens

[joshnorris]

“it’s free ninety nine for the other two [...] we all got our roles. we got josh who is the cook, timmy just provides nothing, but uh, myself, i’m just the financer. look after things, make sure everyone is organized...”

[joshnorris]

TIMMY GOAL IN REAL LIFE!!!!!

[joshnorris]

[joshnorris]

GUESS WHOS GONNA BE AT THE USA-GER GAME ON SUNDAY?

[lukitimmyandco-deactivated20211]

Tim Stützle trying to trip Josh Norris during practice

(Sorry for the bad quality)

[happydivorce]

proudly presenting your 2025-26 ottawa senators ❤️

+ throwback bonus under the cut

[cynsharks]

Idk anything about the Sens, are these two boyfriends?

Source — nhl best photos of the week (x)

[hockeynats]

One of my coworkers plays ice hockey and has provided me with valuable insider info:

He played against Tim Stützle as a kid and said that even back then Tim was "basically magic" and so much better than everyone else that opposing teams just resorted to beating him up all the time because there was just no other way of winning against him

[joshnorris]

oop

[joshnorris]

i will k!ll whoever hurts my baby again fuck yall he just came back leave him alone

[joshnorris]

i wanna lick his abs wtf

[graves-makar]

the fire helmet was a hell of a choice

[joshnorris]

time to remind people who joshua norris is baby

[graves-makar]

I present to you an incomplete primer on your 2023-24 Ottawa Senators. Come for your fav players that signed here, stay for the vibes. 

If you want to know what the hell I mean by MSRH, there's a primer on that here

Bonus PWHL annex:

[graves-makar]

so it has come to my attention that this primer was a little more incomplete than i intended so, without further ado, part 2:

[bowiehorvat]

You are my best friend.

[joshnorris]

i wish nothing but the best and some good old rest for matthew hoping he recovers quickly and uneventfully 🫶

[bigtheymess]

if we were really bros you’d show me your dick