[potatocrisp]

when a friend is sad but u suck at comforting people

[thebootydiaries]

maybe boys would fall in love with me if i was a nike sock

[imkevinpham]

I’d wear you so hard. I’d wear you every single day multiple times a day until you’re sweaty and wet and torn up and then I’ll throw you away.

[thebootydiaries]

[thebootydiaries]

[lostinthefilmscenes]

WARNING! CIVIL WAR SPOILERS AHEAD!

Robert E. Lee surrenders to Ulysses S. Grant and the Union defeats the Confederacy on April 9th, 1865

[micdotcom]

Watch: President Obama brought the house down at his last White House Correspondents Dinner.

[s-c-i-guy]

baseball sticks

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

[ruthyless-deactivated20140511]

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

[tardis-mind-palace]

Your brother is the best

[elrondbaggins]

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

[aliceinpunderland-blog]

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

[ultimatepisshead-deactivated202]

[thebootydiaries]

this post made me blind in one eye

[alysontheghost-deactivated20161]

seriously wtf is this

[thebootydiaries]

a sin

[dutchster]

remember when we had to get out of bed to get on the internet

[trickywalrus]

[mrsdrpepper]

get in losers we’re going field-tripping

on acid probably

[thedeadkidsclub]

What if she wasn’t even their teacher. What if she was just their acid dropping bus driver who would tell them to get in and then they’d dope up and just sit in the parked bus for hours mumbling about science and stuff.

[janpesart]

My favorite companions!

[weloveshortvideos]

He tripped out

[wc-sr-deactivated20180306]

She literally said something in feline. She had to have

[nineprotons]

This certainly got my cats’ attention.

[naomster]

it looks so betrayed “i thought we were friends human”

[aozorapedaru]

She really must say something crazy, cause my two kitties came running towards my notebook and were searching for the source crazily.

[timelord-and-fishcustard]

Oh my god, I played this video and my cat looked at me SO FUCKING SHOCKED AND HE IS STILL STARING AT ME LIKE I SAID SOMETHING OFFENSIVE

[josiefinemontilyet]

I shit you not, I just played this to my cat and now he won't let me pet him anymore. Wont even get close to me.

[josiefinemontilyet]

Platonic Bonds: 👍

Using Platonic Bonds to Dismiss Lesbians: 👎

[thatsthat24]

I’m Gonna Be an Awesome Lawyer ⚖

[adotcorbin]

my dad was a lawyer and I can confirm this to be true

[rebelliouslittlesparkle]

This is beautiful

[thelovelylights]

Shadowhunters + 9 Types of Intelligence [x]

[endrae]

ugh it seems tumblr really fucks up this picture because of its shape well then

[just-a-skinny-boy]

Yes thank you google, how did you know that the very first option I wanted was a Starbucks that’s two and a half thousand miles away good job google

[officialbrony]

don’t worry though, there’s light traffic

[uskradetat-deactivated20170722]

I’m dying