hand me the rap-rod, Plate Captain

[pass the phone, waiter] female/26

[jothowrote]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: Andy Weir’s Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Ryland Grace/Rocky, Adrian/Rocky (Project Hail Mary) Characters: Ryland Grace, Rocky (Project Hail Mary), Adrian (Project Hail Mary) Additional Tags: Eridian Grace, life on Erid, Adrian moved on (kind of), AVATAR style eridian body, POV Rocky (Project Hail Mary), Eridian Ryland Grace Summary:

‘The human probe arrived twenty earth years into Grace’s life on Erid.

As self-proclaimed ‘second contact’, the probe announced that a human delegation would be sent to Erid, and contained detailed notes and data of how they would survive in our environment. They knew nothing of what we had made for Grace, of the biodome and the xenonite suits. Instead, they had come up with their own method of adjusting to life on Erid. Of a deep, cultural exchange.

It was ingenious. It was crazy. It was human to the core of it. I was only a little jealous that we hadn’t thought of it first.’

[jothowrote]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Ryland Grace/Rocky, Adrian/Rocky (Project Hail Mary) Characters: Ryland Grace, Rocky (Project Hail Mary), Adrian (Project Hail Mary) Additional Tags: Eridian Grace, life on Erid, Adrian moved on (kind of), AVATAR style eridian body, POV Rocky (Project Hail Mary), Eridian Ryland Grace Summary:

'The human probe arrived twenty earth years into Grace’s life on Erid.

As self-proclaimed ‘second contact’, the probe announced that a human delegation would be sent to Erid, and contained detailed notes and data of how they would survive in our environment. They knew nothing of what we had made for Grace, of the biodome and the xenonite suits. Instead, they had come up with their own method of adjusting to life on Erid. Of a deep, cultural exchange.

It was ingenious. It was crazy. It was human to the core of it. I was only a little jealous that we hadn’t thought of it first.'

[jothowrote]

Chapters: 2/3 Fandom: Andy Weir’s Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Ryland Grace/Rocky, Adrian/Rocky (Project Hail Mary) Characters: Ryland Grace, Rocky (Project Hail Mary), Adrian (Project Hail Mary) Additional Tags: Eridian Grace, life on Erid, Adrian moved on (kind of), AVATAR style eridian body, POV Rocky (Project Hail Mary) Summary:

‘The human probe arrived twenty earth years into Grace’s life on Erid.

As self-proclaimed ‘second contact’, the probe announced that a human delegation would be sent to Erid, and contained detailed notes and data of how they would survive in our environment. They knew nothing of what we had made for Grace, of the biodome and the xenonite suits. Instead, they had come up with their own method of adjusting to life on Erid. Of a deep, cultural exchange.

It was ingenious. It was crazy. It was human to the core of it. I was only a little jealous that we hadn’t thought of it first.’

[jothowrote]

Chapters: 2/3 Fandom: Andy Weir’s Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Ryland Grace/Rocky, Adrian/Rocky (Project Hail Mary) Characters: Ryland Grace, Rocky (Project Hail Mary), Adrian (Project Hail Mary) Additional Tags: Eridian Grace, life on Erid, Adrian moved on (kind of), AVATAR style eridian body, POV Rocky (Project Hail Mary) Summary:

‘The human probe arrived twenty earth years into Grace’s life on Erid.

As self-proclaimed ‘second contact’, the probe announced that a human delegation would be sent to Erid, and contained detailed notes and data of how they would survive in our environment. They knew nothing of what we had made for Grace, of the biodome and the xenonite suits. Instead, they had come up with their own method of adjusting to life on Erid. Of a deep, cultural exchange.

It was ingenious. It was crazy. It was human to the core of it. I was only a little jealous that we hadn’t thought of it first.’

[jothowrote]

Chapters: 2/3 Fandom: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Ryland Grace/Rocky, Adrian/Rocky (Project Hail Mary) Characters: Ryland Grace, Rocky (Project Hail Mary), Adrian (Project Hail Mary) Additional Tags: Eridian Grace, life on Erid, Adrian moved on (kind of), AVATAR style eridian body, POV Rocky (Project Hail Mary) Summary:

'The human probe arrived twenty earth years into Grace’s life on Erid.

As self-proclaimed ‘second contact’, the probe announced that a human delegation would be sent to Erid, and contained detailed notes and data of how they would survive in our environment. They knew nothing of what we had made for Grace, of the biodome and the xenonite suits. Instead, they had come up with their own method of adjusting to life on Erid. Of a deep, cultural exchange.

It was ingenious. It was crazy. It was human to the core of it. I was only a little jealous that we hadn’t thought of it first.'

[jothowrote]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/3 Fandom: Andy Weir’s Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Ryland Grace/Rocky, Adrian/Rocky (Project Hail Mary) Characters: Ryland Grace, Rocky (Project Hail Mary), Adrian (Project Hail Mary) Additional Tags: Eridian Grace, life on Erid, Adrian moved on (kind of), AVATAR style eridian body, POV Rocky (Project Hail Mary) Summary:

‘The human probe arrived twenty earth years into Grace’s life on Erid.

As self-proclaimed ‘second contact’, the probe announced that a human delegation would be sent to Erid, and contained detailed notes and data of how they would survive in our environment. They knew nothing of what we had made for Grace, of the biodome and the xenonite suits. Instead, they had come up with their own method of adjusting to life on Erid. Of a deep, cultural exchange.

It was ingenious. It was crazy. It was human to the core of it. I was only a little jealous that we hadn’t thought of it first.’

[jothowrote]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/3 Fandom: Andy Weir’s Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Ryland Grace/Rocky, Adrian/Rocky (Project Hail Mary) Characters: Ryland Grace, Rocky (Project Hail Mary), Adrian (Project Hail Mary) Additional Tags: Eridian Grace, life on Erid, Adrian moved on (kind of), AVATAR style eridian body, POV Rocky (Project Hail Mary) Summary:

‘The human probe arrived twenty earth years into Grace’s life on Erid.

As self-proclaimed ‘second contact’, the probe announced that a human delegation would be sent to Erid, and contained detailed notes and data of how they would survive in our environment. They knew nothing of what we had made for Grace, of the biodome and the xenonite suits. Instead, they had come up with their own method of adjusting to life on Erid. Of a deep, cultural exchange.

It was ingenious. It was crazy. It was human to the core of it. I was only a little jealous that we hadn’t thought of it first.’

[jothowrote]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/3 Fandom: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Ryland Grace/Rocky, Adrian/Rocky (Project Hail Mary) Characters: Ryland Grace, Rocky (Project Hail Mary), Adrian (Project Hail Mary) Additional Tags: Eridian Grace, life on Erid, Adrian moved on (kind of), AVATAR style eridian body, POV Rocky (Project Hail Mary) Summary:

'The human probe arrived twenty earth years into Grace’s life on Erid.

As self-proclaimed ‘second contact’, the probe announced that a human delegation would be sent to Erid, and contained detailed notes and data of how they would survive in our environment. They knew nothing of what we had made for Grace, of the biodome and the xenonite suits. Instead, they had come up with their own method of adjusting to life on Erid. Of a deep, cultural exchange.

It was ingenious. It was crazy. It was human to the core of it. I was only a little jealous that we hadn’t thought of it first.'

[jothowrote]

Chapters: 4/? Fandom: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Jayce/Viktor (League of Legends) Characters: Jayce (League of Legends), Viktor (League of Legends), Caitlyn (League of Legends), Vander (League of Legends), Jinx (League of Legends), Vi (League of Legends) Additional Tags: Zaunite Viktor (League of Legends), Viktor never left the undercity AU, Body Modification, what if viktor had no hexcore option and went for machine herald style upgrades, and jayce was HIS assistant this time, NOT the alternate universe from series 2, violet and powder are kids, Vander and Silco are together, Married Silco (Arcane: League of Legends)/Vander (League of Legends), Trans Viktor (League of Legends), Cis Jayce (League of Legends) Summary:

In another universe, Viktor never leaves the Undercity. Without the time spent topside, breathing fresh air, his condition deteriorates much quicker. In Piltover, standing on the precipice in his blown-up apartment, Jayce makes a different choice.

[jothowrote]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Jayce/Viktor (League of Legends) Characters: Jayce (League of Legends), Viktor (League of Legends), Caitlyn (League of Legends), Vander (League of Legends), Jinx (League of Legends), Vi (League of Legends) Additional Tags: Zaunite Viktor (League of Legends), Viktor never left the undercity AU, Body Modification, what if viktor had no hexcore option and went for machine herald style upgrades, and jayce was HIS assistant this time, NOT the alternate universe from series 2, violet and powder are kids, Vander and Silco are together, Married Silco (Arcane: League of Legends)/Vander (League of Legends) Summary:

In another universe, Viktor never leaves the Undercity. Without the time spent topside, breathing fresh air, his condition deteriorates much quicker. In Piltover, standing on the precipice in his blown-up apartment, Jayce makes a different choice.

[jothowrote]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Jayce/Viktor (League of Legends) Characters: Jayce (League of Legends), Viktor (League of Legends), Caitlyn (League of Legends), Vander (League of Legends), Jinx (League of Legends), Vi (League of Legends) Additional Tags: Zaunite Viktor (League of Legends), Viktor never left the undercity AU, Body Modification, what if viktor had no hexcore option and went for machine herald style upgrades, and jayce was HIS assistant this time, NOT the alternate universe from series 2, violet and powder are kids, Vander and Silco are together, Married Silco (Arcane: League of Legends)/Vander (League of Legends) Summary:

In another universe, Viktor never leaves the Undercity. Without the time spent topside, breathing fresh air, his condition deteriorates much quicker. In Piltover, standing on the precipice in his blown-up apartment, Jayce makes a different choice.

[jothowrote]

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Jayce/Viktor (League of Legends) Characters: Jayce (League of Legends), Viktor (League of Legends), Caitlyn (League of Legends), Vander (League of Legends), Jinx (League of Legends), Vi (League of Legends) Additional Tags: Zaunite Viktor (League of Legends), Viktor never left the undercity AU, Body Modification, what if viktor had no hexcore option and went for machine herald style upgrades, and jayce was HIS assistant this time, NOT the alternate universe from series 2, violet and powder are kids, Vander and Silco are together, Married Silco (Arcane: League of Legends)/Vander (League of Legends) Summary:

In another universe, Viktor never leaves the Undercity. Without the time spent topside, breathing fresh air, his condition deteriorates much quicker. In Piltover, standing on the precipice in his blown-up apartment, Jayce makes a different choice.

[jothowrote]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Critical Role: Exandria (Web Series) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Major Character Death Relationships: Essek Thelyss/Caleb Widogast Characters: Essek Thelyss, Caleb Widogast, Caduceus Clay, Yasha Nydoorin, Beauregard Lionett, Nott | Veth Brenatto Additional Tags: Jester and Fjord are there too, mystery consecution, Grief/Mourning, Angst with a Happy Ending, Lifespan Angst, fix-it lifespan fic, major character death but don’t worry he gets better (kind of), background beauyasha, background fjorester Summary:

Caleb dies, and Essek barely survives it. Caleb comes back, and Essek barely survives that, either.

Lifespan angst shadowgast with consecuted Caleb.

[jothowrote]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Critical Role: Exandria (Web Series) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Major Character Death Relationships: Essek Thelyss/Caleb Widogast Characters: Essek Thelyss, Caleb Widogast, Caduceus Clay, Yasha Nydoorin, Beauregard Lionett, Nott | Veth Brenatto Additional Tags: Jester and Fjord are there too, mystery consecution, Grief/Mourning, Angst with a Happy Ending, Lifespan Angst, fix-it lifespan fic, major character death but don't worry he gets better (kind of), background beauyasha, background fjorester Summary:

Caleb dies, and Essek barely survives it. Caleb comes back, and Essek barely survives that, either.

Lifespan angst shadowgast with consecuted Caleb.

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[catherinebunnington]

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

[noodlesoup1819]

I think my favorite part of the new short story is that we've had several instances between artificial condition and network effect where MBs been like "ART would be good at this." "I wish ART was here" and seeing ART do virtually the same thing with learning how to hack secsystems and wanting intel drones and developing subtle deflection materials. I SO think its probably thinking "MB is so good at hacking. It would want more drones if I ever met it again. I wonder if I can make armor for it that won't get it clocked as a secunit"

[knine-nights]

I was just casually enjoying some TMA content (finally introducing my little bro to it) and realized how fucking hilarious it is that the character played by Jonny Sims is named John. On all the official transcripts his name is John.

And yet the fandom collectively decided “Nah, it’s Jon.” And nowhere is this better represented than the fact that on Ao3 the character tag is “Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist”.

Canon? Who’s she never heard of her. Our favorite moth boy is named Jon, Tim is kayaking, and Peter is Elias’ ex-husband.