hey girl. i mean they

they/them, mid/late 20s tme, mixed (white/azn) 🔞 no minors 🔞 not only will this kill you, it will hurt the whole time you are dying

[jott]

heike (they/them)

mid-late 20s, tme

biracial, bisexual, bipolar

im diabetic & a bitch about it. feel free to ask me about being trapped in the panopticon and for panopticon-approved recipes.

im an adult who likes superheroes as a storytelling device more than sex and you can imagine what thats doing for my social life considering i also cant eat at restaurants or drink anything that isnt water. LOL

i deleted the tumblr app off my phone because it showed me a 45 second unskippable ad for a hookup app so if im slow to respond, thats why. youre welcome to ask for my discord

i like speculative fiction, the library, podcasts, and the bus.

[jott]

nobody tells you how hard it is to have a stupid ass address while trying to get healthcare Please stop laughing about how i live on 6969 butthole street i need antibiotics and intake is annoying enough

[jott]

being kind of smart so i know the word "ophthalmologist" but then im staring at my insurance website knowing thats not the doctor im looking for im looking for the other kind and for the life of me i cannot remember what its called (optometrist.)

[jott]

just broke up with a guy for really superficial reasons :( like all he did was tell me i was ugly and stupid and disgusting and fat and awful and also a couple of slurs and also he stole my car and used it to rob a bank and then burnt down my apartment building and framed me for a political assassination but like... i know its not that serious its just like :( idk guys i just really feel like we could have worked through it and i was too harsh... like... i didnt even give him a chance... we had only been on 2 dates so i dont even know if thats really who he is...

[jott]

even if its just on r/relationships reddit needs to let you reply to the posts with something along the lines of "you cant talk or couples therapy your way out of this. you need to kill him with a gun"

[jott]

just broke up with a guy for really superficial reasons :( like all he did was tell me i was ugly and stupid and disgusting and fat and awful and also a couple of slurs and also he stole my car and used it to rob a bank and then burnt down my apartment building and framed me for a political assassination but like... i know its not that serious its just like :( idk guys i just really feel like we could have worked through it and i was too harsh... like... i didnt even give him a chance... we had only been on 2 dates so i dont even know if thats really who he is...

[shadow-von-vamp]

oh boy i sure do love having tons of trinkets

the nefarious dust particle:

[guelwaar]

family members are an extremist class that cannot be reasoned with

[jott]

i keep having these really annoying nightmares(?) where im in situations that suck and its like mildly to moderately my fault but there was no realistic alternative (the last one i had was carrying my cat through the zombie apocalypse) and everyone around me is obviously upset about it and treating me with near-palpable contempt and whenever i beg for grace and forgiveness they call me manipulative which is probably nothing

[goofstep]

dump your stupid boyfriend get your ass online and scroll past my post

[hoofpeet]

(In the cuck chair)(starts booing)

[hoofpeet]

(Wife looks over)(I do a roman emperor thumbs down)(she executes the other guy)

[exhuastedpigeon]

Sometimes the best fic you’ve ever written isn’t on ao3. It’s in 50 frenetic discord messages sent over a fifteen minute span where you and your friend yes and each other into a perfect story that will never actually be written.

[jott]

living in a blue state is so beautiful. the insurance i get because im too poor to get real insurance fully covers my psychiatric medication and i can manage the side effects with legal weed purchased from a weed store walking distance from my extremely affordable apartment and these egregiously high fiber gummy worms i bought with my SNAP from trader joe's that while not walking distance was very easy to take public transit to (and i get reduced price transit bc im poor)

[ceruleanheaven]

one day i will crack my back in a way that will solve all my life problems

[jott]

i cant stop thinking about that genetics book i saw that was blurbed by fucking hugh jackman. writing a book on dangerous plants and then getting it blurbed by rick moranis because he was in little shop of horrors

[hardwrench]

when the unpopular female character is mean and cruel to the fan favorite 🤩😍🥳🥳🥳💍💍👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩‼️‼️‼️‼️👍

[jott]

does anyone know if its ok to be alive orrrrr

[minecraft-news-real]

Oh my god there’s Minecraft blood everywhere

[ren-mcvivace]