what time is it

23, any: certified, unabashed hater and amateur, somewhat abashed shitposter

[dogpuppy]

[archivalhaven]

Statement of Y/N, regarding their time in servitude to the entity formerly known as One Direction. Statement begins.

[ravenfleesfire]

Couples shirts that say "I'm misery" and "I'm company"

[real-physics-facts]

niels bohr discovered homosexuality and that it stems from a particle called the faggoton

[jourderjottle]

Yeah, I’m self medicating, but you’re not even medicating, so which of us really “needs to see a specialist” and “should not be left alone around cough syrup”

[jourderjottle]

Sometimes I wonder if I’m secretly dyslexic, I just read a w as an m 3 times in a row at work.

[truescrimbie]

today i went swimming and found an ecosystem so spectacular i immediately went home to try and convey its beauty

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[the-nothing-maker]

Playing an atheist in D&D is fun as fuck actually because so many "pro-gods" arguments are literally the same as IRL ones and are so easy to refute, like --

"I saw a god, it talked to me" we live in a world where a level6 wizard could make themselves real glowy and talk with a big thunderous voice. Illusion magic exists. Telepathy exists. How do you know you saw anything else than good showmanship?

"What about divine magic?" so there's regular magic that anyone can learn and Special Magic for Special Boys that’s only given by a select few to a select few? Are you listening to yourself? Who benefits from you believing that? And if that were true, would you think it fair?

"But the gods take care of the planes!" Uh-huh so the planet can work on its own but sky forbid the sun rises and sets without help, is that it?

So on and so forth. Proving the existence of gods isn’t actually easier in DnD just because you say they exist!

[femmenietzsche]

Look when I bet $100 on Kalshi that you "weren't gonna make it" I was merely hedging against how sad I would be in that case. If anything it's a sign of how much I care

[prokopetz]

"Classic JRPG-style games with inexplicable roguelike modes stapled to the side of them are just chasing modern trends" you apologise to Lufia II: Rise of the Sinistrals (1995) right now.

[jourderjottle]

Why did Dragon Quest IX have those random dungeons with recolors of story bosses

[sizzlingcandyjellyfish]

NEVER be vulnerable. FLUSH your medication down the toilet. LIE when people ask how you’re doing. SUPPRESS your feelings. ALWAYS be irritable and abrasive. MAKE SURE you push away anyone who’s close to you. CANCEL your therapy appointment.

[jourderjottle]

Hi, can I show you a video that’s long enough that standing for the full duration would be uncomfortable? Yes? Ok awesome. Would you rather sit close enough together that I begin to feel the Itch that prolonged closeness with someone whose tolerance of touch I am not certain of (and/or who I do not trust implicitly in such a way that I can tolerate prolonged closeness) brings such that I start to shift and fidget in a manner sufficiently noticeable so as to make you uncomfortable or would you rather sit far enough away that I have easy, direct line of sight of your face and begin to stare at you because I’m horribly anxious that you are completely uninterested in what I am showing you and are just humoring me for long enough that you notice me doing it despite my efforts to not do it because I know it’s a maladaptive behavior?

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[donkeywarrior2k]

shoutout to that one physics article on Voronoi tessellations for including Trogdor the Burninator as an example of a complex object that can be created through this method.

this is now in the Computer Physics Communications journal for the rest of time.

[jourderjottle]

Similarly, shout out to the at least 2 papers I know of on optimal and/or fast path finding which use the map of Baldur’s Gate 2 as their test environment.

[deusben]

babe wake up...i need to tell you multiple thoughts that don't corelate at all that i had in the span of five minutes..

[jourderjottle]

Worst thing about tutoring much younger students is when they need to know something that you literally do never have to use again. It’ll be a statistics unit and I’ll think “oh well I know statistics, it’s only 7th grade level, what could I possibly not know” moments before I think “what the FUCK is a stem and leaf plot”