it's me!

sam / 22

[thecryptkeeper]

how it feels to drink water out of a mason jar

[feldfrog]

Betraying god while wearing my smite reflector hat

[lakevida]

calvino

[goofstep]

TBH It's kind of an ick for me when someone always posts "Who want me" all the time, like its pretty unatttractive. Just a suggestion! :)

stop dodging the question

[pjackk]

Wake up

Think about deep shit

Eat pussy

Wright poetry

drink gin

Dream deaply

Repeat

[radiation]

I control you = I Can Troll You

[femmenietzsche]

Look when I bet $100 on Kalshi that you "weren't gonna make it" I was merely hedging against how sad I would be in that case. If anything it's a sign of how much I care

[princessnastyaromanov]

Why is NOBODY talking about the FIFA World Cup

[skitter-queen]

pedantic queen administrator AU: taylor can only control insects with piercing or sucking mouthparts. watch her pierce and suck her way to victory. hmm... no, this isnt a very good post, is it. very well. my lord? you've forestalled my execution enough. i am ready.

[weepingchoir]

This isn’t fucking funny. My father was torn to pieces in the noob wars by a silver rank landmine

[contemptible-scoundrel]

how does your dad being reduced to freelo protect our guild

[muscularguns]

[paranoidgemsbok]

Stardew valley is problematic because it forces you to have an outside cat in a threatened woodland environment

[cheerfullycatholic]

When medicine is holding the migraine back but you can still kinda feel it in the distance waiting to return

[human-pet-they]

dude that's so (realises i've referenced the narrator of a reasonably but not exceptionally popular 1962 novel once already today) ...quixotic

[eebie]

I got a letter... The name on the envelope said "Pjackk."

[eebie]

[sailatina3]

Let people fucking hate things

[olmec--colossal--head]

I must be loyle to my mutual