Settle For A Slowdown

[lcmonade]

I’ll take a margarita if you’re offering.

[journeyjace]

It was an offer that you couldn't refuse right? That's what I was hoping for at least.

[fckinruby]

Oh, really? I’d take you up on that drink, handsome.

[journeyjace]

Handsome and smart! I guess, a B means I'm not an idiot, so that's always good.

[journeyjace]

I sold seven pairs of shoes today, and I managed to get a B on my paper. I'd buy you flowers or a drink right now, that's how happy I am.

[carsenholloway]

I think your glasses look great, if its any consolation. And I’m not just saying that because you had a bad day. Sorry about that, though. I mean about your day.

[journeyjace]

It's okay, I think that bad days make you appreciate the good ones more. Is that strange? 

[carsenholloway]

I wasn’t aware glasses were only for hipsters and not for any other person who has a visual impairment. 

[journeyjace]

You are not the only one, my friend. I was actually becoming pretty offended. Nothing against hipsters, I just felt like people were noticing my new glasses in a negative light. Bad day Jace is my new name. Could you tell it was a Monday? 

[journeyjace]

Today was my first day at work with my new glasses and six people told me that the hipster era was over. I don't think they realized that I'm just blind as a bat without them. 

[jfcashlee]

What’s the deal with everyone around here’s obsession with McDonald’s? It’s trash.

[journeyjace]

It's a guilty pleasure! Don't judge me.

[bcnnett]

Well, I’m pretty sure the only think he got from his father is his blonde hair, considering the guy isn’t around anymore— nor was he ever, really. That’s all I ask, because if you hurt him, I’ll hurt you. Dont’ think I won’t. Yeah, yeah. Wait— really? It usually scares people away.

[journeyjace]

He's probably better off without him anyway. Blonde's don't have any fun, it's all a myth. I don't get into people's lives to hurt them. I'm not running anytime soon.

[bcnnett]

Yeah, yeah. Well in that case, I suppose you’re paying. He might get in on a child’s rate but he’s also going to want a stuffed animal or toy to keep as a souvenir. He’s your date, so that’s all on you, big guy. He may only be two, but he’s no cheap date.

[journeyjace]

Does he get that from his mother? Don't worry, I'll be sure to keep him smiling. You're such a momma bear, it's kind of cute.

[beuniquenomatterwhat]

Nolan.

[bcnnett]

Wonderful, I wish you luck. Though, actually, I don’t think I would be able to be separated from him. He’s the only man in my life. You’re right, however, I’m sure you and Cruz would get along well.

[journeyjace]

Don't think that I've forgotten. We've got a date to the zoo, and by we...I mean me and Cruz...you're just tagging along.

[bcnnett]

Cruz has discovered that he can climb up onto the table and has been doing so for the past hour, only to realize that he can’t get back down. He then throws a fit and makes me get him down, only to climb back up again. Meanwhile, I’m trying to cook supper and get my assignment done and clean the place so my roommate doesn’t have a fit when she get’s back. Not to mention, trying to find a babysitter for tomorrow night so that I won’t have to call my mother desperately. The joy. Anyone want to trade places with me?

[journeyjace]

Yes. You have an adorable son who probably loves you more than anything. Plus, I think Cruz and I would be best friends.

[apt7g]

I guess so. I haven’t actually really thought of that.

[journeyjace]

I can appreciate that in a person. I get that out of my boarding mostly.

[twitteringrp]

I’m not sure you understand the concept of “doing it for the vine”, babe.

[journeyjace]

I'll be ten thousand percent honest with you, I don't understand the concept when I could get McDonalds instead.

[apt7g]

I steal, yup. I steal for fun.

[journeyjace]

Does that make you an adrenaline junkie?

[apt7g]

Sounds like a huge waste of my time.

[journeyjace]

To some. To some it's really fun and entertaining. What do you like to do for fun?

[apt7g]

Okay, so then you’re doing it for Mcdonald’s? So they could view you? This makes no sense what so ever.

[journeyjace]

You've never seen a vine have you? The little six second video things? You have no idea what you're missing.