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amarguerite

@oldshrewsburyian speaks the truth

#FUCK THAT'S RIGHT

thetouchof118

painted over an old sketch 😼

#hiii handsome #tommy kinard

until-i-set-him-free

Truth is, I can't imagine anything more painful than going through life alone.

#this is so fucking good im gonna WEEP #bucktommy

ghostboyravenight-deactivated20

I’m just saying if Daniel Radcliffe, the literal protagonist of the Harry Potter franchise since the age of ten years old, was able to disavow JK Rowling and move on from the HP universe then actually what the fuck is anyone else’s excuse. There is no one else on the planet who can say their entire childhood was HP more than that guy and he still cared about trans people more than the average tumblr user who says “we’re protesting by making all her characters queer and trans!!” like you can do better. You should do better.

siratonin

↪ for anon ♡

#ffffFFFUCK

theegosystem-deactivated2024012

the worst is wanting to create and create and create but being trapped in a body that is so so so so tired

tevanbuckley

↳ bucktommy + casual touches

#hehehe boyfriends :)#bucktommy

disinheritoad

The full set!!!

then everything changed when the fire nation attacked.

undead-knick-knack

heightsofmadness

I can't believe Katie Marovitch was such a bad DM that she made Brennan Lee Mulligan quit Dropout to make shoes for dolls. #drama #hotgoss

gamechangershow

we highly recommend you google "Brennan Lee Mulligan" right now 🫡 a lovely send off to our former colleague on his new endeavour 👠👡👢👟👞

#im gonna miss him on game changer the most

i think some of the recent follows on here are from the piss fic i said i'd write (HELLO!!) but this morning as i was doing writing sprints i knocked my laptop down onto my mattress and the whole thing FROZE. on bucktommy piss fic. would not turn off, would not exit chrome. all while displaying a whole page of bucktommy piss fic. anyway it was fine after like 15 minutes but that fully aged me by like sixty years so im gonna need four to five business days to recover from the absolute dread of this experience before i start writing for it again

#this and also NEW JOB!!! which has been so fun but also i care about deeply and wanna do well so like. im making extra effort to #deliver quality work :) so #but jesus what a morning ive had #cw piss #piss kink #nsfw #nsft

jadeinretrogrde

the recent game changer episode was whatever lies beyond a fever dream. glue peeled off Paul Robalino's body? Jordan expertly identifying their best friend's breast milk?? Katie dragon mastering??? Brennan escaping into the woods to bring historically accurate representation to american girl dolls footwear???? MARK MERCER????? hello

#genuinely a profoundly life altering experience #for myself but also for bleem specifically im sure #it was just hit after hit after hit i was in tears laughing at multiple points #dropout #game changer spoilers #game changer

joychild

i only have this one beautiful life and im supposed to spend it applying for jobs

joychild

hey i. i think i just got a new job

joychild

HI I JUST GOT A NEW JOB 🎉🎉🎉🎉

#WHEEE DAY ONE OF NEW JOB #we are Joyful.... whimsical... pumped as fuck.......

moveslikekeithrichards

working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like “me’s go bathroom?”

moveslikekeithrichards

other thrilling destructions of my vocabulary:

the kid who replaced his hard G sounds with soft ones, leaving me incapable of thinking of glasses as anything other than jlasses

kid who would holler "DID" any time she finished her work no matter how many times we told her to just raise her hand

kid who began her scary stories with "once a time" and her friend who began his with "paw time"

middle schooler i had during student teaching who pronounced magritte as "mah-gritty"

the kid who said "i got boogies comin out my nose" while sobbing and the kid who said "theres his puddle of cry" while describing a drawing, both of whom i think of when im crying

kid who said that if he was 80 he would get big and turn grandpa

kid who, for no reason in particular, would just say "like a little feet" as a standalone phrase in relation to nothing

edit how could i forget. the kid who got sneezed on and angrily said "whyd you blessyou on me"