TECHNOLOGIC.

Jonathan Parker, cyber crimes investigator (The IT dude)

[hcydensxndrs]

                  “so… i have a hypothetical question for you.” hayden smiled towards the other, biting her lip to refrain herself from giggling too much. “if you already have two cats… do you think it would be wise to get another one?” @shstarters​

[jparkrpd]

“Hypothetical?” Jonathan scoffed playfully and retorted: “Girl I have three cats and a couple dogs.” He looked around for a second before leaning in: “Honestly go for it if you can. There are stereotypes about single people who own a bunch of pets, but, like, whatever, right?” 

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jamiefconnor‌:

“Well, it doesn’t seem like you can…” Jamie said, but he changed his mind once Jonathan started talking about what Jamie had done. “Alright, alright, I believe you. That 10 dollar bill was pretty good though, it totally made my day better. But I wonder if the person who lost it actually needed it more than I do…” He said, as he raised an eyebrow. “You care about what I did all day? That’s sweet, actually.”

“I mean, we ARE hanging out, aren’t we?” Jonathan definitely wasn’t the type of guy to bring just about anyone into his home. Mainly because his home wasn’t a Home with capital H yet. He moved in town six months ago, but there were still boxes to sort and one of them was acting as his coffee table. He got close enough to bump shoulders with Jamie and let out a smile out of the corner of his mouth. And he got distracted enough to get mauled by a zombie. Cute. “You wanna go a round?”

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jamiefconnor‌:

Jamie looked at Jonathan and raised an eyebrow. Maybe he had been talking for a while now and that was a way to shut up him up. “Wait, what? I was just telling you about my day, was it that boring? It’s not my fault that I had an exciting day, but maybe describing a whole afternoon with Spencer at the park isn’t that interesting for other people…” Jamie said with a shrug. “But wait, I want to play that game too! I love Resident Evil.”

”I can multi-task!” He swore, but seeing as he wasn’t getting a lot of credibility vibes Jonathan then added, without looking away from the screen or missing headshots on zombies: “You were saying about your day at the park with Spencer and how you were lucky because you found that 10 dollar bill and all that jazz!” He then hit pause and looked straight at Jamie: “I told you I’m a good multi-tasker... When I care about the subject”.

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vivaditya‌:

“No problem. I won’t keep you long enough.” In Adi’s ears no pressure means there’s definitely pressure for him. “Wait, Resident Evil as in Mila Jovovich? Man, I can’t believe hollywood does another movie remake.”

“No dude...” Jonathan tried to laugh it off, but all he could think was ‘is this guy for real’? How could he not know about pretty much the bread and butter of horror games? Next thing you know he’d tell him he never heard of Mario or Portal. “The game came before the movies, and now they’re remaking it with 2020 graphics and stuff. If you’re into zombies it’s worth checking it out!”

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adamperrie‌:

“Dude, you’re playing this game for like three hours.” adam said a little bit annoyed.

“I’d invite you to play, bur there’s no co-op. You want me to put on something else? What do you play?”

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robmcphearson‌:

“Mate..Mate–” He waved a palm infront of his face. “I’m not the one who called you here, my chief did–And we’ve been told a patient of ours has been doing cyber criminal thingy-bobs..And you’ve come..So I don’t fucking care about Resident Evil 3..I care about getting my shift over and done with so I can go home and sit in my pants.”

”Alright, alright.” Jonathan put his phone back in his pocket, but not before running a tracer on their network with it. You see, it’s not that Jonathan is bad at his job in the sense of incompetence. He just doesn’t care all that much about doing police work as much as he does about computers and everything electronic. “There’s not a whole lot of tools to be used on a case like this, it’s all good ol’ sleuthing. So if you have any info you can share that would be super.”

[jparkrpd]

“Oh, looks like the Resident Evil 3 remake just dropped, so...” Jonathan sucked his teeth, tried to come up with some excuse and ultimately gave up. “If we could just wrap up here, that would be awesome!” Not much in this world could get between Jonathan and a shiny new game to play. “No pressure though.” @shstarters​

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jamiefconnor‌:

Jamie chuckled at the other and nodded. “I feel you, truly. I really don’t know how to act around hot guys, I get nervous and end up saying things that I probably shouldn’t.” Jamie said with a smile. “Oh, if the guy was hot, then it was totally worth lying for. Do you need help or not? I can ask my mom for some vegan recipes, she’s right there.” He said as he pointed at a woman behind the counter.

“Oh my God, yes, I’d love some help!” See, this is what Jonathan really loved about being in a small town, people are congenial, they have hospitality. Back in Manhattan, if he asked anyone questions like this, he’d be told to fuck off in less than 30 seconds. “To be honest I was fully ready to just order from some restaurant that serves vegan and pretend I made the food myself, hahaha”

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bxnjxl‌:

Through his experience, he had heard every kind of story and faced many unexpected situations. This one was far from being unusual. He politely smiled at the man “Don’t worry, we will get him down in an instant. What’s his name?” he asked while walking to the fire truck to grab the ladder.

“His name is Wheatley!” Jonathan was still perplexed that he didn’t notice is own dog climbing to the roof of his house, but in all fairness he tends to get really distracted when he’s playing, and there were the headphones, and Discord. How long was the dog up there? Jonathan certainly couldn’t be the one to tell. “What else can I do to help?” As long as it doesn’t involve climbing on the roof...

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jamiefconnor‌:

“Well, some juices that aren’t natural aren’t vegan, there’s certain ingredients in it that we have no idea that they’re there, but it tastes good so we drink it anyway.” Jamie said with a small shrug, smiling. “Like gummy bears, they aren’t vegan at all! Why would you tell your date that you’re vegan? I can help you pick something up either way, I just don’t know why you would tell him that.” Jamie said with a chuckle, shaking his head at the other.

“Huh, TIL.” Yeah, Jonathan was one of these people that says “Tee Eye Ell” out loud in casual conversation, but nevertheless, he really ended up learning a bunch about veganism. And then the guy asked him why he would lie about being vegan. “I don’t know man, I got nervous and I’m terrible at this dating thing, and... I dunno, I guess I panicked.” He looked Jamie and tried to further explain himself without sounding like a total stalker. “In my defense he’s really hot and I wanted to have something in common to talk about.”

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jamiefconnor‌:

Jamie was at his parent’s grocery store, waiting for his mom to return with the spare key of their house since he had forgotten his own keys inside of the house. When he heard someone talking to him, asking if soy sauce was vegan, Jamie couldn’t help but giggle. “Yes, of course it’s vegan! What do you think there is in soy sauce?” Jamie asked, smiling at the other. “But that’s not the worst question people have asked around here, honestly.”

“Uhh, I don’t know, really. I heard even some juices are non-vegan.” A non-vegan juice sounded like an absurd idea, but according to the three or four health blogs Jonathan’s read, one of them being Gwyneth Paltrow’s, yes, not all juices were vegan because of some animal-based pigment or whatever. “I told this guy I have a date with later that I’m vegan and... I started being vegan like 45 minutes ago, haha!”

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@jamiefconnor​ It’s been six whole months since Jonathan arrived in town and yet all he did in his free time was play videogames and walk around with his dog. He was pretty much okay with this routine at first, thinking the quieter town would keep him quiet, but that was a lie, wasn’t it? That is one of the reasons why he’s standing in the middle of this hippy store, trying to google what is vegan and what isn’t, because he had the brilliant idea of lying to his tinder date that he not only was vegan, but also that he knew how to cook vegan. “Hey, do you know if soy sauce is vegan?”

[detectiveconnxr]

#radiating pure sunshine

[bxnjxl]

Precisely 10 minutes after the call, Benjamin had arrived at the given address. It was common that people would call because their pets were stuck somewhere or there was some not-welcome animal such as a spider, fox or raccoon in the city. He didn’t know exactly which situation he’d face right now, though, as he had problems with his radio in the way there and only heard part of the request. His colleague remained at the truck as he approached a person that had a cellphone in hands… probably the caller? it was the firefighter’s guess, anyway. “Evening. You made the call? What can I help you with?” he politely questioned. @shstarters​

[jparkrpd]

“Yeah, my dog, he uh...” How could Jonathan explain this without sounding like not only a dumbass but also a terrible pet owner? “He’s stuck on the roof.” The house was new and Jonathan got distracted with important things, by which he means finishing this Overwatch match... That part the fireman wasn’t supposed to know. “Really, I blinked and Wheatley went up there. I’d climb myself but I don’t do well with heights.”

[jparkrpd]

Hey guys, so sorry I’ve been AFK these days, but my aunt caught Coronavirus and things got thrown into chaos here. Since my starter was from the event that ended, I’m dropping it, but I’ll be replying some others, promise! <3

[jparkrpd]

@shstarters​ ”... Please.” Jonathan looked the other up and down, playfully. “If I tried to arrest every person underage drinking or smoking weed I’d drown in paperwork.” And truth be told he was just not that kind of cop. He was an internet cop, according to himself. Unlike his family, Jonathan thinks that has a nice ring to it. “Also I’m off duty and new in town, so yeah. Hi.” He was about to say Sharing Is Caring, but he honestly doesn’t know how chill are these small town people. Best to keep it down for now.

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thefuckpoppy‌:

Poppy’s heart leaped when she saw her fish friend on the floor, the boy moving faster to scoop up her friend. “Is he okay?“ She asked trying to look at the fish more closely but when he said they needed another bag, she looked around trying to find something anything. Moving to one of the food trucks and taking one of the empty cups they could to store Goldie into. “We could put him in this for now.”

“Honestly I think it might be even better than the bag.” He poured what was left of the water along with Goldie in the cup, handing it to the girl. “I don’t think the fish was getting oxygenated air in the bag.” Jonathan scratched the back of his head apologetically and tried to make amends. “Sorry I almost killed your fish. You want a corn dog?”