[memeuplift]

[kira-kui-n]

"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own

"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

[Getting so angry it makes my brain disease worse] people sre supposed to be nice..

[men-iss-vess-ull-deactivated202]

a tired mime on break leaning against nothing and smoking an invisible cigarette

[camo375]

Whatever

[zszsze]

can i come to your house and make you know some information

[kosmogrl]

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks

[2colde]

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

[mrsterlingeverything]

It is thursday morning. Visualize yourself as the marble, the chisel, and the untrained sculpter who just tried methamphetamine

[fairycosmos]

i know im young but if i had to choose her or the sun i’d be one nocturnal son of a gun

[probuccalfat]

i’ve been feeling like a loser because well i’ve been engaging in loser behaviour and activities like not looking after myself

[northirish]

You can't beat a nice steak and kidney pie

[ernest-shackleton]

I can, actually #violence #myfist #meateverywhere

[northirish]

[ceruleanheaven]

once i get over it i will be over it

[bonivers]

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

[secondbeatsongs]

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

[willgrahamscock]

some of you need to internalize this concept

[some-pers0n]

How my mutuals feel scrolling their dash after I gain a new thing to obsess about