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FROM: Episode 100 | Hot Dads In Your Area

transcript under cut

Jay: You keep saying that people took me away from you. No one took me away from you, dad. You haven’t had me for a long time. You lost me. You lost me in the lies, the training, your obsession with work. It was all you cared about. Things changed, dad. After Ava died, you weren’t there.

[pause, Jay sighs]

Jay: (crying) You weren’t there for me, or for mom. And when I tell you we hurt, we struggled? I say we hurt and struggled so goddamn much. And I’m sure you did too, but you made it so goddamn clear where your priorities lie with the family. And in my grieving? You were the only one who wasn’t there.

Jayson Ferin, you are someone I have known my entire life. (laughs bitterly) You’ve known me longer than I can remember. Maybe I’ve made decisions you don’t agree with, but they’re my decisions! And I would’ve hoped in the years you’ve known me that you would give me even a modicum of trust, modicum of what I saw in you my entire goddamn childhood!

And now, you stand here in front of me again, you’re making the same mistakes. You don’t get to just take me back, you— you need to earn it! And this— the way it stands, you’re on a fast track to lose both me… and your wife.

[pause]

Jay: You’re the strongest man I’ve ever known, but you are a fucking pathetic father. So, c’mon. Finish it. Do your job! If that’s where your priorities still lay, as they always have.

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"I cued a song up! And we're gonna dance to it!" | Prime Defenders s1ep8 Dance of Spirits

[Transcript:

Grizzly: I would love for you to play… um… a- a tango. And I wanna-

Bizly: Okay.

Grizzly: I wanna force William to dance.

Charlie: Please get away from me.

Grizzly: And I want it to be this song.

Charlie: Please get away from me.

Bizly: Okay, we will- we will-

(Grizzly laughs)

Bizly: We will get back to that.

---

Dakota: Wait! William: Okay…

Charlie: I go back to the corner and drink water. (Laughs)

Dakota: No you don't, William!

---

Cameron: Listen, you can- you can introduce me, right? Dakota: Yo! Cameron: Or get an autograph? Dakota: William! William: No, we don't- Hey, Dakota! Maybe- Dakota: I cued a song up! And we're gonna dance to it! William: Uh, you know what? Actually? Dakota: Right now!

Charlie: I- I look over.

William (strained): I think that's a- that's a great idea!

(Charlie laughs)

Dakota: Yes! Cameron: Wait, but you're still gonna take me home, right? William: Yeah, I'm gonna take you home, I just… feel like this is- I- this is my… song…

Bizly: As you say that-

Charlie: Okay children have a short attention span, I hope he stops thinking about this.

Bizly: -you- you- you look at, uh- at Dakota, and you see just normal Dakota. You look back at- at, uh… um… you look back at Cameron, and then you look back to Dakota - to see this dance circle has stopped this party rocking, and has started just standing around in- in this large circle. And the- the room is- the lights are dimmed. And there stands Dakota, with his hand out…

Grizzly: I promise you, bro.

Bizly: Looking at you.

Grizzly: Play the song.

Bizly: And he's wearing- he's wearing a, uh-

(Grizzly laughs)

Bizly: He's wearing a, uh- a- a tuxedo version of his normal outfit.

(Grizzly laughs)

Bizly: He's got a rose in his mouth. It seems to have happened almost instantly.

Grizzly: Yes! I promise.

Charlie (strained): I look back at Cameron.

(Grizzly laughs)

William (strained, half-whispering): A hero has to make sacrifices.

Charlie: I take Dakota's hand. (Laughs)

Bizly: You take Dakota's hand…

Charlie (strained, laughing): I take Dakota's hand…

Bizly: And he pulls you in.

---

Charlie: What the fuck are we rolling? Acrobatics? I got a fourteen!

Grizzly: I got… (laughs) an eight. Total.

Charlie: Oh! My god!

Grizzly: Wait, no, no, no! Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, I'm- I'm so dumb sorry, I was looking at the wrong number, okay.

Bizly: What? I was gonna say.

Charlie: I take the rose out of Dakota's mouth and put it in mine. (Laughs)

Grizzly: Okay, so, fourteen total. I was wr- I was adding the wrong number.

Charlie: Oh, we both got a fourteen?

Grizzly: Yeah, we tied - that's fate. (Laughs)

Condi: You're so in-sync.

William: Dakota! It seems we're evenly matched. I was saving these moves for Summer.

(Charlie and Condi laugh)

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[jackiebrackettt]

fuck it! queer people 🏳️‍🌈

[transcript:

Kian: So- Rand: You were saying some weird stuff by the way. Like… earlier, I don't-

Bizly: And as, like, I'm walking away, like, I start explaining the things he was saying.

[Charlie and Grizzly laugh]

Charlie: That's awesome.

Rand: You were like- you were like "come in me"?

Charlie: Yeah.

Rand: And it's like- the way you were saying it sounded like… like, I don't know, dude. Rolan: It sounded, like, really sexual in nature. Rand: Like, it was, like, sexual, man, like you wanted him. (Overlapping with Kian) Like, carnally, like you- Kian (defensively): So what about it, dude? Yeah, I mean, like, maybe I fucking do!

Grizzly: I look at Rolan.

[Everyone laughs]

Charlie: What the fuck?

Bizly: And I'm, like, really silent - we're, like, really silent for a second and then I look straight forward and keep walking.

/End Transcript]

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FROM: Episode 4 | The Elder Brain

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FROM: Season 2 Episode 19 | Friend or Foe

Transcript:

Bizly: I'll just say it remains flat on the ground.

Charlie: Flat and hard.

Bizly: Flat and hard. ...Just like me.

Charlie: [with an incredibly concerned facial expression] Bro?

[Bizly make an inquisitive facial expression, making direct eye contact with the camera, and raising his eyebrows]

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FROM: Season 2 Episode 19 | Friend or Foe

Transcript:

Grizzly: Wait, she's like a mountain? Like she's like tall now?

Bizly: She grows like, yeah, three times the size.

Grizzly: Oh my God. Big mommy.

[A long pause.]

William: Dakota, what?

Bizly: [quietly, dejected] No.

Condi: ...What? (laughs)

Bizly: She looks over at you, goes--

Summer: What?!

Dakota: I didn't say that, that was the demon inside of my stomach!

[jackiebrackettt]

the boys are back in town babyyy!! (reblogs appreciated)

[Transcript:

(The Boys Are Back In Town (To Kill You) by JerryTerry is playing in the background)

Condi: Yeah, so, uh, Rolan- you see Rolan and he's staring down at this- at this briefcase full of clothes and he's like:

Rolan: (sighs) Do I… Do I need this? I don't… I mean it's… (sighs)

---

Grizzly: Because this how… Kian wakes up. I'm laying on this circular, like, heart-shaped bed in this dim-lit room. And I just, like, groggily wake up. And, like, sit up, and just, like, push the babes off me-

[The others laugh]

Grizzly: -And I'm, like, carrying- I, like, wake up holding a, you know, like, (laughs) some fucking alcohol already, and I just take a swig.

---

Bizly: You can see Timothy Rand - who just goes by Rand - and as he's inspecting these plants, he kinda - to get ready - sits back onto this old, greasy, purple beanbag chair.

Rand: (Breathes out smoke) Alright…

Bizly: And then he puts the glasses back on. And closes his eyes for a little nap.

---

Rolan: Shit, I'm gonna be la-

Condi: And he just grabs his fucking briefcase, and starts running, and- and gets into his car. And we just see him, like, zooming down the highway - twenty over in the left lane. No- no regard for his safety or others' 'cause his-

Charlie: Oh, of course!

Condi: -plane's about to take off.

---

Grizzly: I look at my watch… see what time it is… and then I just swig again, and then throw the alcohol somewhere. And I'm just, like, stumbling through this dark room. It, like, smash cuts - I swing the fucking butterfly door up, slam that shit. And then you hear (mimics car taking off fast) as I, like, speed off, and I'm heading to Galloway, baby!

---

Rand: Ugh! Mum! Donna: Timothy!

[Grizzly laughs]

Donna: Aren't your- aren't your nice friends coming over today? Rand: Um… Donna: How are they getting into town? Rand: Oh, shit! Uh… I don't know, I think I was supposed to go pick 'em up!

Bizly: Alright, well… I guess I'm going to head out the door. I slide across the hood of my old, broken down station wagon. Get in, and I'm trying to start it up…

[Grizzly laughs]

Bizly: Nothing!

Grizzly: Alright, I skrrt in… Roll down the window, and I take that drag. And I say:

Kian: (gravely) Get in, loser. (Coughs, voice no longer gravely) What's up, dude? C'mon!

Condi: Rolan is just kind of awkwardly sitting in- in the, uh… shotgun.

Bizly: You just see smoke… coming out from the front of this… station wagon. You assume it's broken down, or something. And you just hear:

Rand: What?

Bizly: And the- the hood, it slams down and you can see the- the joint in his mouth.

[The others laugh]

Rand: Oh! Hey guys! Kian: Amigo!

End Transcript]

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FROM: Blood in the Bayou Episode 1 | Homecoming

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FROM: Season 2 Episode 15 | The Sovereign 5

transcript under cut:

(Condi laughs)

Charlie: Listen, listen, they are so far out of my league, they have already won, they are just going-- they're going to the fucking moon, okay. But what I want to do, is I want to--

William: [heavily, out of breath] I just-- Listen. It doesn't matter anymore. She just can't beat us, Alan.

Charlie: And I want to dig in the dirt, and I want to Ghost Shape a landmine. (laughs)

(All players laugh)

William: Alan, help me dig, Alan. Alan, we need to set a trap. Fake mystery block, fake mystery block.

Bizly: What is this doing?

Charlie: They step on it, and the earth erupts as the spirits of the damned come out and try to drag them to hell.

[Bizly rubs his face, wide-eyed, and stares]

Charlie: (laughs) So--

Bizly: Okay.

[boilingheart]

riptide episode 86 spoilers

captain drake’s lip bite but there’s a vine boom every time

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FROM: Episode 86 | Fish On My Shoulder

transcript under cut:

Jasmine: You know, part of the code is paying it forward!

Jay: What?

Jasmine: And, uh-- [lipbites] (vine boom) You know--

Chip: Why do you keep making that-- Like, you're biting your lip, is that a--

Jasmine: You know, you showed us great kindness, you know, giving me help back there. Freeing me from whatever that giant gold monster was--

Jay: [interrupting] Uh-huh.

Jasmine: And I just wanted to show you... well-placed kindness [lipbites] (vine boom) can get easily taken for granted here on the open seas, you know. [lipbites] (vine boom)

Chip: Okay, and we know that--

Jay: [interrupting] You could've just said that.

Chip: We do know that, but we were--

Jasmine: [lipbites] (vine boom)

Chip: --kind anyway, like to you.

(Charlie laughs)

Jasmine: And-- and-- and, hear me out, hear me out, there's this thing-- [lipbites] (vine boom) --that me and my crew have been trying to sell-- [lipbites] (vine boom)

Chip: Uh-huh.

Jasmine: And it could prevent against, uh-- [lipbites] (vine boom) --you know, getting stolen from like that, and--

Gillion: [interrupting] Is it the face you're making?

Jasmine: [lipbites] (vine boom)

Gillion: 'Cause I think that'll do a pretty fucking good job.

Jasmine: What's wrong with my face? [lipbites] (vine boom)

Gillion: Oh, right now it's fine--

Chip: No, it's f-- You just keep doing the lip bite, it's the lip bite.

Gillion: It's just-- It's not your face, it's this thing--

Jay: [interrupting, over] Guys, just ignore it. Guys, just ignore it.

Chip: Okay, sorry. It's just really hard.

Gillion: Okay, alright. Sorry.

Jay: I know. I know.

Grizzly: Jasmine looks to his crew.

Jasmine: [turning away] Am I doing a lip bite thing? [turning back, lipbites] (vine boom)

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FROM: Season 2 Episode 9 | One's Duty

Transcript:

Vyncent: [whispering] Hey Dakota, do you think you could kick somebody's ribcage out?

Dakota: Yes. But--

William: [pointing around the room] That ribcage. That jaw. Those toes.

Grayson: Alright. I'll leave you to it. Good luck.

Vyncent: Thanks.

William: Thank you.

Grayson: Virion? Don't die.

William: [over] Okay. Do you see where I'm pointing? Those. Those right there. That, that, that, that.

Vyncent: [unintelligible]

Charlie: I am unironically trying to sic Dakota to get these bones for me.

(Condi chuckles)

Dakota: What am I, some fucking dog, huh? You want to see me go fetch your bones for you?

William: No, but like I'm-- If I go in there I'll definitely die.

Dakota: [interrupting, crosstalk] (barks loudly like a small dog) Hi-yah!

William: Ohp!

Vyncent: Holy shit he did it.

William: It worked!

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FROM: Episode 8 | Forsaken Family

Transcript:

Charlie: Woo! Aw, I'm so excited to be back into it.

Peter: Thanatos, do you play with your ass?

[transfire]

i love this so much btw. i love him so much btw. i am never not thinking about alastyr btw.

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FROM: Season 2 Episode 19 | Friend or Foe

Transcript:

Condi: You have now subscribed to Dakota GIFs.

Grizzly: For the rest of the campaign.

Charlie: He just types in "funny" on the GIF searches and then is going down the list.

Bizly: He keeps like sending you back like pictures of his face and his reaction to it.

(All laugh)

Grizzly: That's so funny.

Bizly: And all of them are like this bright-eyed -- a little, like, crazy, like one eye is like a squinted a little more than the other, but he's smiling with this crazy fucking smile, he's-- [Bizly smiles wide and unnaturally, baring his teeth].

Charlie: "Best one yet, thumbs up."

(All laugh)

[enderspawn]

^ scene that means So much to me. btw.

(from #42)

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FROM: Episode 42 | The Serpent

transcript under cut

Grizzly: Uh, if you want to make like a medicine check?

Bizly: [interrupting] Yeah

Grizzly: Just to know if you know anything in your time, you can go ahead and do that.

Bizly: And that is an 8.

Grizzly: You've... In your history, whenever you get hurt or sick when you were growing up after the Black Rose Pirates, when you were alone, you... tried to do things for yourself--

Bizly: [crosstalk] Mhm.

Condi: [crosstalk] (chuckles)

Grizzly: --but always ended up passed out in some--

Charlie: [crosstalk] (giggles)

Grizzly: --dark alley, and woken up being taken care of somewhere else, just luckily. So, unfortunately you don't know much of like, what medicine is made out of, or which ones to grab, or how to help, or soothe, but you obviously you know Gillion can--

Bizly: Mhm. I would, uh--

Grizzly: magically do it. Because you've seen it before.

[docthesock]

The absolute distress in his voice kills me every time

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FROM: Season 2 Episode 13 | Maximum Security

Transcript:

Bizly: Um-- You rolled a natural one? Roll toughness with a minus 5.

Charlie: Minus f--?! (hysterically, slurred) I got another natural one!

[Everyone laughs]

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FROM: Episode 1 | Homecoming

transcript under cut

Charlie: But, honestly, you handle it so well. Rand, you're on a great trip bro. You're so happy your friends are back--

Bizly: [crosstalk] Yeah.

Charlie: [crosstalk] You start giggling, and--

Bizly: [crosstalk] Things are movin'.

Charlie: You can describe what basically happens, it's just-- its a nice time.

Grizzly: You realize most of the shrooms in there are just shiitake mushrooms.

[Grizzly, Bizly, and Charlie laugh]

Charlie: What a good way to pivot from "Just Roll With It says drugs are good", so! (laughs).

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noooo goobleck’s just a little guy haha please let him near you he won’t hurt you haha he’s just a little guy he wouldn’t try to consume you… hahaha..

[transcript:

Bizly: Pointing.

Felipe: Um… you know, like, if you want to stay besties then we have to like talk and stuff man so like what’s on your mind?

Bizly: At the purple thing.

Felipe: Oh, this guy?

Grizzly: And he looks back (laughing) and sees Goobleck start chasing him.

Charlie: (laughing) You’re both looking at me-

Goobleck: Okay, we besties! We talk!

Felipe: Hey, little man, um… what do you like to eat?

Charlie: He starts running towards you (laughs)

Felipe: Uh oh.

/transcript End]

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FROM: Episode 75 | A Sticky Situation

[1aim2kill3]

RIP william wisp

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FROM: Season 2 Episode 15 | The Sovereign 5

Transcript:

Charlie: --On my ass, and then on my back, and I splay out starfish and look up at these beautiful stars above Freedom City for the last time before I close my eyes and finally die.

[Everyone laughs]

Bizly: You hear the cart, as you lay down and die--

Charlie: (laughs)