The Most Jsr

[best-shower-thoughts]

If a mermaid and a centaur mated, there’s a chance it would form a normal human (source)

[jsrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrx5000]

neither of them have human legs though???

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you rob a store naked as a minor ,no one can watch the footage without commiting a crime.

[jsrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrx5000]

weekend plans!!

[best-shower-thoughts]

A few milliseconds before you turn 18, you are the oldest teenager in the world, and after that you are the youngest adult for a few milliseconds (source)

[jsrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrx5000]

you’re still a teenager after 18 though?? like 19 is still a teen

[best-shower-thoughts]

The Mayan calendar is proof that if we decided to say the world will end on a random day in the future, future civilizations will likely believe it no matter how advanced they are. (source)

[jsrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrx5000]

Well not if you reveal my plans jackass smh

[just-shower-thoughts]

[jsrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrx5000]

Hey

WHAT THE FUCK

[just-shower-thoughts]

in the zombie Apocalypse, you would have a higher chance to survive by wearing leather clothing because zombies have human teeth

[jsrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrx5000]

I pretty sure humans can bite through leather easier than they can bite through 1/2 inch steel plating so

[best-shower-thoughts]

If Keanu Reeves ever has a scandal, it will divide the internet harder then catapults and trubechets. (source)

[jsrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrx5000]

Trebuchets are superior and you can’t change my mind

[just-shower-thoughts]

When it comes to hot food, there are two types of people, you either blow your food until it cools down or you just go HASAHKFNSJGJKF until you can chew it.

[jsrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrx5000]

A gay person wrote this

[just-shower-thoughts]

Intelligence is having a 60,000 word vocabulary. Wisdom is knowing that literally nobody cares that they have been “defenestrated” when they are thrown out of a window.

[jsrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrx5000]

Say that to the three people who were defenestrated at Prague on May 23, 1618 they literally caused the deadliest war before modern technology because they got defenestrated

[thoughtsoftheshower]

‘A man’s laughter’ and ‘A manslaughter ‘ are two very different things.

[water-based-introspection]

Depends who you ask

[jsrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrx5000]

The first one is caused by the second one

[best-shower-thoughts]

Centaurs have 2 ribcages. (source)

[jsrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrx5000]

OR, they only have one and it’s just really long and bendy

[just-shower-thoughts]

CPR is like sex, even bad CPR is better than no CPR.

[jsrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrx5000]

That’s

That’s not how cpr works

If it’s bad cpr you will probably get injured or die so I’d rather have no cpr than bad cpr

[just-shower-thoughts]

“You won’t always have a calculator with you” is probably not a thing they say in math class anymore.

[water-based-introspection]

They do

[jsrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrx5000]

I can also confirm they do say this still

[cloneofthecavalryarchive-deacti]

ATTENTION PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, I think i have it now and i appreciate it.

I’ve just made a bet against my Dad that if this post gets 2 million notes then i can get a Puppy. [like the one underneath]

I didn’t realise how much 2 million was and i couldn’t take that number down now. It should look like 2,000,000 in the notes bar.

He’s convinced that this will never reach that number, and very confident about it so Let’s prove him wrong!! He thinks this will get about 25 notes beofre it’s left in the dust.

You don’t have to do it for me. But for the point and to prove him wrong. He has to pay and everything so let’s make him suffer with it!!

I’m counting on you!!!

Remember it’s 2,000,000!

[drakes-hoard]

REBLOG PEOPLE

[houseofraes-deactivated20180704]

I have no issue contributing to this

[youcandoiiiit]

Come on guys

[bonescigarettesandvodka-deactiv]

REBLOG! REBLOG!! REBLOG!!!

[caramel-larrie-deactivated20210]

FOR A PUPPER GUYS

[donohues-moved]

PUPPPPPPPYYYYYYY

[shutupheather89]

GET A PUPPY! GET A PUPPY!

[shadowbelle94]

FOR THE PUPPY!

[fantasticbeastsfanaticlove-deac]

For a puppy, always

[pippip-cheerio]

REBLOG FOR THE PUPPY

[is-a-me-ghost-king]

@sunshine-b0i

[ivyquinzel]

@a-damnblonde @activity-director-chiron @a @awesomepeoplehangingouttogether @andreakalfas @ab @abangterlajaksado @ac @actualdogvines @acidicmoons @acrylic @bricks-and-staplers @blitzenthefashonista @best-war-god-of-all @b @blackfashion @bc @bchiking @bchiking @bcofit @collector-of-lost-souls @c @contemporaryartdaily @coral @connorfranta @connorfranta @thatguyinthecornerino @dead-kid-with-a-garrote @cdcencen1212 @cdbvrd @dead-kid-with-a-garrote @drewtanaknah @daughter-ofares2018 @d @danielhowell @de @derrickdent @deeplifequotes @dennys @e @equipo @equipebrasil @ekip @equipe @fortheaskbox @fandoms-aremy-life @fuckyeahtattoos @funnyordie @frankocean @fgss1118

It won’t let me tag anyone else. Sorry random people I had to help this person.

[tired-and-shouldnt-be-here-blog]

Yo just spam the comment section with keyboard smashes 

[snaeggle]

Uh, um. Guess I @ people now?

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @not-my-brain @not-to-be-a-brit-but-tea @biggest-gaudiest-generators @i-am-a-fish @internetexplorer-official @setheverman @slimetony @cursedcatimages @catsuggest @just-shower-thoughts @hungwy @goldiegurston @firefox-official @fishhater-ieatthem @dennys @deepshowerthoughts @dogsuggest @paper-mario-wiki @pukicho @pissvortex @prideknights @one-time-i-dreamt @official-bing @official-ecosia @unclefather @thebootydiaries @teeth-thief @writing-prompt-s @webcomicname @wishem

That’s all I have, sorry for the @’s everyone but this person needs a puppy!

[tikkitia]

@a @b @c @d @e @fishingboatproceeds @funnyordie @gryffindor-headcanons @h @i-dleup @j @komanda @l @merak-zoran @nitrogen @o @p @q @ruinedchildhood @shitthehousessay @staff @t @u @vogue @writing-prompt-s @w @x @yourfeminist @zoella

Spamming the comment section is a good idea

LETS GO!

(Apologies for @ing random tumblrs)

(Help the cause, please and thank you)

[celeste-tyrrell]

REBLOG

@sweet-suggestions @stegosoreus @depressedpajamaperson @gaybroadwaytrash @gaypeopletwitter @i-am-a-fish @fishiest-fish @i-am-a-fish-s-dad @i-am-a-fish-s-mom @i-am-fishs-parent @desultory-suggestions @healing-positivity @healing-suggestion @fics-and-such @biggest-gaudiest-generators @officialshowerthoughts @just-binch-thoughts @writing-prompt-s @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

[just-binch-thoughts]

You know, normally I wouldn’t but it’s fugking….. You deserve a puppy

[james-stark-the-writer]

HOW IS THIS STILL UNDER 200K???? WTF. Please people, reblog this.

[ash-the-stoopid-blog]

@anxietyproblem @anarchist0x00 @another-confused-ace @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @cursed-images-of-reddit @dat-boi-kyle @egberts @frank-iero @gen-z-culture-is @glozirina @genzandanxious @i-am-a-fish @julia-is-bored-alright @lilpieceofmyworld @looney-context @memewhore @picsthatmakeyougohmm @peterparkerisntdead @setheverman @shitpostbot5k @staff @theweirdwideweb @thnks-fr-th-rt @writing-prompt-s @webcomicname @wooly-cryptid @wonderful-disney-recpies and thats all the people i follow

[done-did-a-chaos-deactivated202]

@keep-a-bucket-full-of-stars @doodlingbookworm @yinkyoink @demidorks @marvel-fan-queen @penny-anna

[halsaph]

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @biggest-goldiest-fish @biggest-goofiest-fish @biggest-gummiest-spoon @biggest-goldiest-spoon @drawingstuffwhilecrying @emofishspoon @emospoonfish @fairykam @fablehavenshitposts @goldiegurston @garbageisland-0 @gaudfish-naudsm @hhhhhgggghshsgghhhhhhhhh @i-am-a-fish @jenny-penny-art @kurlyfryz @livisart @linkedsoul @maidsonas @gothiclolitapl @peculiarsunshine @ruleroffrogs @sallychanscraps @saint-danathan @warrenfreakingburgess @who-is-the-good-boy @xxtc-96xx Plus all Gaudfish I missed

[sword-and-nightingale]

GET. THEM. THAT. PUP PUP!!!

[im-just-a-bush-of-thorns]

@musicalsandhomosexualthings @dominiation @danielhowall @transrosess @demidorks @fuckyeahasexual @anxietyproblem @an-island-of-bunnies @theoreocat @mydysphoriaventblog @moonlacenblw

[september-grapes]

help. get. person. puppy.

@generic-account-here @the-real-tonystark @notawiiizard @askmethevalkyrie @agent-cheshire @spetey-man @asknebula @justapileofpepper @therealantoniastark

[just-fantasy-thoughts]

@just-shower-responses @jsrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrx5000 @just-hell-responses @just-homestuck-thougths @just-shower-thoughts-x420 @just-shower-responses-squared

[best-shower-thoughts]

Today is birth of mother. Thank (source)

[jsrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrx5000]

Correnct

[hthrrloooo]

Catastrophize Benedictine

[halcyonsynthesis]

Apathy Crackers

[tomorroejones-deactivated202209]

Forgetful Raspberry

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

Hypersomnic Revels

[stuckatmyhouse12]

Mood swing bagel

[purple-clown-imp-deactivated202]

Intrusive thoughts spaghetti

[amushpe]

Flashbacks Hummus

[jsrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrx5000]

Insomnia tacos

[best-shower-thoughts]

Centaurs have two ribcages (source)

[jsrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrx5000]

What if they only have one and it’s just really long