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[sosuperawesome]

Skull Bowls and Goblet / Pint Glass by Catacomb Culture on Etsy

[visualnottooabysmal]

This is awesome

[shesaysisweartoomuch]

What the fuck, I need these immediately

[my-aesthetic-vibes]

The sky is perfect

[jtfroh]

Mood.

[lorenzoes]

Watch this crazy cartoon! https://youtu.be/nBje1yOv3rI

[jtfroh]

I hate this it's amazing.

[excellent-monster-girl-ideas]

Monster Girl Imagine #305

Your wife is a slime girl police officer, who frequently gets into dangerous firefights with criminals. She uses her special slime body to protect her fellow cops, dissolving the bullets inside her before they can hit anybody else. You can’t help but be proud of your heroic slime wife.

[jtfroh]

Daww, cute!

[tradchad]

[chemtrailguy]

I could use this for when I go to the shooting range

[tradchad]

lmao.. now that you mention it

this would proably work well as liquid chalk when you lift too

[chemtrailguy]

gamers. rise up.

[skeleboners]

is this gamer goo harvested from free range gamers? is this cruelty free gamer goo?

[juju-burger-deactivated20230413]

shoot your gamer goo my dude

[tamagotchi]

[jtfroh]

Wow rood

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

enough about the monster mash i wanna hear about the transylvania twist

[beaunydoorin]

i love ubc bc not long ago someone graffitied “socrates was a bitch and so was descartes” on the wall of the arts building and thats what uni is really abt

[beaunydoorin]

[zzdigital]

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.” “Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?” “Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.” “Like what?” “I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

[adriofthedead]

“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?” “Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”

[paulichu]

“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”

[samarajournal]

“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”

[espeoradar]

“Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?” “…Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.”

“Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I’m around? It really bugs me for some reason.”

[recondite-room]

“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”

[nickthepigeon]

“I want to sleep in a coffin…ya kno, for like… aesthetic”

[therightprometheanfire]

“What’s with your thing about necks lately?”

“MUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY OWN HOME”

[hopetimistic]

“I looked up my symptoms on WebMD, and it says I have cancer.”

[samwise-the-true-hero-deactivat]

This last addition made the reblog obligatory. This one wins.

[spacehunter-m]

fred likes to say tréasure

[sirobvious]

Did a nuclear fucking bomb go off in that second one

[ireth-alcarin]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

mmmmmmmilk duds

[prokopetz]

Today’s aesthetic: keeping the same tab open in your browser for three solid weeks because you’re definitely going to get around to reading and/or acting on whatever’s in it any minute now.

[hereafteryyh]

This is a personal attack.

[jtfroh]

How dare you attack me and my 2,035 open browser tabs?

[uglyodd]

my brain in times of crisis:

[jtfroh]

...accurate, strangely enough

[pennybxnce]

writing playlist: on

google docs: open

mind: ready

[ionlywantosleep]

Page: Blank

[thebooktrooper]

This is such a mood

[bumblb3333333]

me: *hangs out w/ little kids and tries 2 teach them self love and feminist ideas*

[ramennewdleslove-deactivated201]

Isn’t that called brainwashing

[sisifroggy]

Please stop brainwashing kids to love themselves and treat people equally good god

[jtfroh]

Feminism hasn't been about that for 50 years...

[babyanimalgifs]

This is the funniest video ever 😂

[jayykesley]

@thisbibliomaniac

[notarabidporcupine]

@arctic-hippie

[silva-vespertilio-deactivated20]

This is amazing and my stomach hurts from laughing 😂😂 @rallythedead @red-faced-wolf @pagesofpaiigess

[rallythedead]

😂😂