not while my nips are like this

[jacksnicholson]

[m-ilk2]

[blastedintheass]

[vinegarvic]

[delusionalgirlfriend]

[delusionalgirlfriend]

[pigeoncowboys]

Of course we sing. We’re a gang.

[kyrumption]

a few of my favourite things ☆ (7/30) male characters: dennis reynolds

i don’t want real power, because with real power comes real responsibility, and i don’t want any of that shit. i just want the money. and the illusion of power.

[firemen-deactivated20141022]

[brendonsmall-deactivated2022090]

[vinegarvic]

peace be with you

[vinegarvic]

It does seem like they’re bonding…

[brendonsmall-deactivated2022090]

[buttstuph]

[slaughterhousefive]

Ted Cruz accidentally hitting his wife in the face not once but twice while dropping out of the Presidential race

[prozdvoices]

Hollywood

[madeverymerry]

#someone caption this for me pls @alexanderhamiltonisthebottom

Person: “Maybe we can try casting an actor or actress who is… Asian?”

Exec 1, whispering: “… What the hell is an Ajun?”

Exec 2: “I - I think he said ‘raisin.’”

[vampiregerards]

pros of having unnaturally colored hair

no more bad hair days

you don’t have to dye it every 2 weeks who cares if the roots show no one thought your hair was naturally purple anyway

small children being completely fascinated and asking to pet your hair

old people on the bus staring like you’re satan incarnate

punks on the bus giving you appoving looks

you can match your hair to your outfit

also your nail polish

just

punk rock man

cons of having unnaturally colored hair

literally none

just dye your hair green already you know you want to