A Judgemental Walrus

it's hard to type with flippers

[cosed]

This Blog Is NSFFH

not safe for frog haters

[judgementalwalrus]

Haiiiii :D

Haiii!!:3

[kasphyxia-deactivated20210107]

need a girlfriend so i can deactivate for good

[rottingfacade]

[the-malevolent-platypus]

Since it’s Halloween, don’t forget the scariest costumes ever:

“College loan debt”

“Parental responsability”

“Decreasing property value”

“Dishes I left in the sink for a week”

“MY EX WIFE”

“Unexpected pet surgery bill”

“The guy who wants to date your daughter”

Then, the best one:

“UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE”

[the-floral-skeleton]

Doofenshmirtz doesn’t have a pet. The only animal he regularly interacts with is Perry. So why are unexpected vet bills something he counts as a scary costume?

Hear me out. Perry can’t let his family know about any work-related injuries, for obvious reasons. Is Doof making sure Perry gets medical care? Yes the answer is yes

[transruby]

rb this post to give the person u rbed it from a pretty fall leaf :]

[sinistra-orlok]

[we-all-got-scars-again]

IT’S MARCH

[multifand0mtrash]

[magical-awesome-kid]

Uh… It’s still May…

[clowncare]

[normalstuffidk]

It’s august

[storm-driver]

[island-delver-go]

It’s September

[chucktheprophet-deactivated2020]

[foeofcolor]

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REBLOG THIS

[suppermariobroth]

In Super Mario Sunshine, the Toads in Delfino Plaza are always seen worrying about Peach after her kidnapping. However, their expressions only become distraught when Mario approaches. As long as he is far away, their faces are happy.

[artenega]

Imagine being this fake

[valtsv]

HUGE GIVEAWAY! MASSIVE PRIZES!

[judgementalwalrus]

This is where I've been for a few months guys

[valtsv]

HUGE GIVEAWAY! MASSIVE PRIZES!

[judgementalwalrus]

This is where I've been for a few months guys

[vpandav]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beljnhJmDl0

[medievalkatya]

Apartment hunting has shown me that so many kids my age and younger openly broadcast that they are running away from abusive homes and that they are LGBT. I sympathize completely, but you do not under any circumstances need to be on a roommate finder website telling strangers on the internet that you are part of a vulnerable minority with no one back home who cares what happens to you... just say you are moving out, end of. Once you get to trust someone you live with then you can share the backstory. Internet safety is something that still matters.

[hydro-homies]

Don’t buy other stuff

[chrub-blog1]

mutuals do this

take care of yourself

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i’m obsessed with this

and then, two months later....

🥺

[valtsv]

shouldn't you be biarsonist then?

[my-darling-boy]

First reason why Kirby would make a good top surgeon

(Terfs/transmeds do not interact)