we gotta appreciate eminem rappin tho cause if it wasn’t for music he prolly woulda shot up a school or movie theater
Pretty sure I’m frenemies with this post
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we gotta appreciate eminem rappin tho cause if it wasn’t for music he prolly woulda shot up a school or movie theater
Pretty sure I’m frenemies with this post
me remembering all of the personal information I’ve shared with ppl I no longer talk to:
Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings
Ok but literally
ME AF
My horoscope: when your emotions are running high on Sunday, don't overreact. Me, early Monday morning: lol too late 🙃
there is a lot of controversy in the witch community about curses. like, serious arguments. so naturally, here is my input:
curses are not just thrown around when someone is slightly upset. they are used as revenge, or to get even. a form of karma. because energy cannot be created from nothing, that bad energy is already there (and probably used to harm said witch in some way). So, it is free for the witch to channel and use back.
If someone upsets me enough (or hurts me, etc) for me to have the patience and clarity to perform a hex or curse, then they deserve whatever happens to them. I will use curses if I need to. I will protect myself and those I love.
i curse ppl based on their eyebrows
The girl I'm fucking tickled me (I fucking hate tickling) and I cursed her. She got an ear infection. Fair trade.
If I go a few days without speaking to you…. I’m not mad at you and I’m not trying to cut you off. I’m just minding my own fucking business and trying to keep myself together.
And if you can’t understand that, don’t fuck with me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
This. I have a whole life outside of you. We’re individuals who both have our own shit to take care of.
Thank you!!!!
New Sitcom Idea
A lesbian couple gets a shocking surprise one day when God (played by Laverne Cox) shows up at their door. Upset at how humans had turned her message of love and acceptance into a message of hate and discrimination, she decides it’s time to send Jesus back to earth and wants the lesbian couple to raise Jesus. Hilarity ensues.
No need for homophobic or transphobic jokes when you can have exchanges like “Ma'am your son turned the water fountain into wine again and got all the other students drunk” “Jesus Christ.” “….. I’m not sure if that’s suppose to be you responding to me or you requesting to speak to him.”
Also jokes about infinity-“Ask your mom”.
Kid: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s place?”
Mom #1: “Oh, I don’t know, sweetie. Ask your mom.”
Kid: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s?”
Mom #2: “I don’t know, have you asked your mom already?”
Kid praying: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s place?”
God: “Have you asked your moms already?”
OH MY GOD YALL ARE KILLING IT
Title: Jesus, Mary & Josephine
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LET ME GET THIS FOR MY DORM ROOM AND FUCK THE GAME UP
I want this 😩
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