>:/

angry, gay, he/him

[judyfartland]

pssst i was cast in my 3rd play in a ROW, this time the lead in The White Chip AKA the 72 page alcoholic monologue play

[dogpuppy]

[eurobeatbeetle]

bring out the rotating tiger

[fivehoursofscreaming]

so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck

[eurobeatbeetle]

[fivehoursofscreaming]

oh

[infectiouspiss]

"i think therefore i am" yeah well i jerk therefore i cum #bitch

[antiquesintheattic]

oh okay

[mrsterlingeverything]

[judyfartland]

hello this is the least embarrassing place to post this but after 2 years i was finally cast in not 1 not 2 but 3 PRODUCTIONS back to back to back, all new works and all characters i am nothing like. I get to ACT BITCH

sometimes it’s felt like moving back to SF for theatre was a huge waste and a big joke but then the floodgates open and i’m reminded that i’ve put in so much work here and built an extremely positive reputation. Ideally i won’t have to wait another 2 years to be cast in something again but i will enjoy this DIY summerstock and treasure every moment

[segamascott]

wonder woman: and now i will use my truth lasso

me: sometimes the smell of my own ball sweat gives me a boner

wonder woman: i haven't used the lasso yet...

me: okay sorry i'll be patient

[dragon-in-a-fez]

a billionaire can never be held accountable, therefore a billionaire must never make a management decision

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion

[dragon-in-a-fez]

forcefemming the billionaires won't help

[dragon-in-a-fez]

sorry I thought you were someone else

[imp-deactivated20171219-deactiv]

[bisexualwario]

nnnhhhggg i’m a squeaky little wheel

you have to grease me

[bebemoon]

"u better not be coquettish grima wormtongue when i get there"

me:

[judyfartland]

great news i’m feeling hot again

[kushblazer666]

[charl0ttan]

the dastardly phishers and social engineerers when my password has a 1 in it

[killxbunnyyy]

Aaaaaaaaand You're banished from my realm