this blog is sexy, this blog is fun!

jasper moritz, 20, german. pretending like i didn't saw the bootleg. he/him, sfw, and all the other stuff Only shipping the stimky racoon with myself

[tophatsquid]

everyone’s reaction to the news of beetlejuice’s eviction

[upperstories]

Juno who?????? Delia is Beej’s mom now.

[aj87689]

An absolute baby, rat baby 🥺

[galmiahthepigeon]

Lydia: Quick, I need you to pretend to be my dad to my friend's mom!

Beetlejuice: *Picks up the phone* Hello, this is Mr. Deetz

Beetlejuice: Yes, the kids are playing swords. Sorry, playing with swords. They're bleeding. Oh no. They're dead. Don't call again. *Hangs up*

Beetlejuice to Lydia, with a completely straight face: Sorry, I panicked

[tophatsquid]

STRIPEY GHOST MAN!!

[basementdregon101]

[fanaticalfunhouse]

Adam:Damn the power went out

Beetlejuice:Dont worry I got this

Beetlejuice: *shakes rapidly and lights up*

Adam:What-?

Beetlejuice:I swallowed a glowstick!

Adam,on the verge of tears:WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

[juicydemonbeetle]

can someone send me BJ content? Art, headcanons, fics, memes? I'm in pain cuz of the surgery and want to think of something else

[daily-heathers]

“I can bring your daddy so much pain, All ya gotta do is say my name!~”

Beetlejuice AU where everything is the same except JD is Lydia? I mean, he already has a Dead Mom so…. lol

[larenarte-deactivated20240223]

My take on Beetlejuice

Because I love the « trashman trying to look fancy and rich » thing and I think it really fits his character

[juicydemonbeetle]

topsurgery went well! i'm finally free!

[concidineart]

See ya, Lawrence

[witchyrem-ains]

You see that guy? I love that guy.

[gobackbodies]

Heed his demands!

Dont tag beetleb*bes thanks uwu

[tedpaints]

[juicydemonbeetle]

2 more hours until the surgery starts. i'm currently laying in bed, waiting for the first calm-down-pills, listening to beetlejuice.

In a few hours i'll finally have the chest that i always deserved.

[anawardwinningscore]

Nothing's a chore when you're restoring, apart from frustration, pain, and financial drain- It's fun!

Folks say,

[artlesscomedic]

his name is dirt and he is revolting

[totally-incorrect-theatre-quotes]

Barbara: not all men

Delia: but definitely Beetlejuice

-Submitted by anon-