how come in infinity war they didnt just kiss the infinity stones off thanos’s fingers like in robin hood
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how come in infinity war they didnt just kiss the infinity stones off thanos’s fingers like in robin hood
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(via Justin Jorgensen) “In 2007 I worked with photographers Williams + Hirakawa to create a concept piece of me sleeping on a sheet cake. I though these cakes looked like pillows, and there’s the obvious play on ‘sweet dreams.’
I wondered if I could fall asleep on a cake and have sweet dreams. I didn’t. It was pretty gross really and wasn’t easy to wash off.
A few years later, outtakes from the shoot were sold to Getty Images as stock photos. I didn’t know this until 2011 when one of those photos made #13 on the wildly popular Buzzffed.com list of “60 Completely Unusable Stock Photos.”
Into 2014, the Getty Image photo continues to make the rounds on Facebook and Tumblr.”
i can’t believe i leveled up enough to unlock cake pillow guy’s backstory
I can’t believe the “sweet dreams” joke didn’t occur to me
Since 9/11 Islamic terrorists have killed 139 Americans.
Since 9/11 the US-led War on Terror has killed between 1.3 and 2 MILLION people.
How is it even possible that America has bombed (and continues to bomb) the hell out of thousands of cities and kill millions of people yet Islamic refugees are seen as the evil ones? Look in the mirror. If they are terrorists, so are you.
“what’s that supposed to mean?” -every male who saw me today
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If people don’t think women’s bodies are being controlled, they aren’t looking hard enough.
Me when my white friend on fb says she needs to step back from social media because all the negativity hurts her:
This is how you respond to the fucking idiots who say “what about black on black crime???!”
Honestly I’m not explaining this to anyone who feels like I need to explain this to them
GO 👏 THE 👏 FUCK 👏 OFF. Also, the American educational system is trash. I applaud this child’s parents for giving her a voice and standing up against bias authority.
(Can someone caption this?)
Classroom full of mostly black and brown students:
Black student: [unintelligible—and then] …and then throwing everything away beneath it because it doesn’t pertain to you. I’m sorry —
White teacher: —you know what, I’m sorry -I’m sorry…
Black student: —No, no, no…I let you talk -I let you talk, you’re gonna let me talk.
[Other students gasps]
White student: Go ahead. Finish.
Black student: I’m sorry that this is the way that it is. You’re right, it is fucked up. But white people control everything…and that’s not fair. And when anybody, any other minority tries to say anything about it or change it, we’re complaining or we’re ungrateful or all this other stuff because we still have this or that. But then you say something about ‘Oh, I don’t want—there’s too many Latinos and there’s too many—’
White teacher: I didn’t say that—
[Various students disagree]
White teacher: I said I want to control the border!
Black student: You said you don’t want this to turn into a Latin country because there’ll be too many
White teacher: I did not say that.
[Various students disagree]
Student 2: You said you want to preserve the American culture.
Black student: There is no American culture. American culture is EVERYTHING.
[Various students agree]
Random: Mayonnaise!
[Students laugh]
Black student: And because you are white and so closed-minded, you refuse to accept that, you refuse to accept—
White teacher: Don’t tell me I’m closed-minded—
Black student: Everything you’ve said to me is closed-minded.
White teacher: Just because I don’t agree with you doesn’t mean I’m closed-minded.
Black student: You don’t need to agree—I -I’ve had conversations with people that don’t agree with me, but if they at least listen and try to accept—you’re not accepting the truth.
White teacher: Why do I have to accept what you think is right?
Black student: You need to accept the truth! Not what I think is right, what is actually happening right—
White teacher: Well, let me tell you what I think. You said white people have been in control of everything….who is the president of the United States right now?!
Students: A black man!
*Various sounds of incredulity*
Black student: WITH A WHITE CONGRESS! WITH A WHITE SENATE! WITH WHITE EVERYTHING ELSE! HE DOESN’T HAVE THE CONTROL OF EVERYTHING!
Random: GO OFF
Other Random: GO OFF–
*The class is in an uproar*
Random student: YOU ARE SO PRIVILEGED THAT YOU JUST DON’T SEE IT!
White teacher: Do we have to yell?!
Black student: Yes, because I’m mad.
YES!!!
And let’s not lose sight of the fact that she’s arguing with a TEACHER! Wonder why the KKK wear hoods? Cause once they are done terrorizing Black and other POC, they return to their day jobs of teacher, cop, judge and etc.
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do u ever think about how much you’ve changed in the past 2 years and ur just like, thank god.
I’ve actually said these exact words like 3 weeks ago in front of the corner store when someone tried to rob me one night right before I snatched the gun out his hand and shot him in his leg then started stomping on the wound and pistol whipping his teeth out. Literally, there were teeth all over the concrete. Then I felt merciful so I took the bullets out the gun, took it apart and left it on the ground and walked away… which was a mistake cuz he put it back together and shot me in my right calf muscle when I was like 100 yards away. So not wanting to get arrested for going to the hospital with a gunshot wound I walked home stripped down to my boxers and got in the tub with some needle nose pliers and dug the bullet out my leg myself… but I lost so much blood that I passed out. Luckily my sister came up and saw that the bathroom light was on and the door was open so she went to turn it off and close the door and saw me pale as fuck passed out in my blood. She tightened the tourniquet on my leg a lot tighter and smacked the Fuck outta me till I woke up then got me to the hospital right around the corner where I died for approx 3 mins while I got a blood transfusion. We told they dr. It was from a bow and arrow lol. That’s is when I found out That I’m probably not human because I have an ultra rare blood type that according to modern science, the dna cannot be traced back to same monkey that like 80% of other blood types are traced back to, RH-. scientists have no clue where this blood type originated from. That is part of the reason why sometimes I refer to people as “human” as though I am not one lol. But yeah, I died a few weeks ago… That was the third time I’ve died since I was born lol. No I will not share with anyone what I saw on the other side, because the same entity told me not to each time.
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Always.
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