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Could we crash tumblr if we all posted the word "crash" on the 1st of april 2022, 12:35 EST?
Everyone schedule
Pm
Doing it again since I accidentally put the wrong time zone
Event Time Announcer shows time for Tumblr - Crash in locations all over the world. In New York it happens on Friday, April 1, 2022 at 12:35
So everyone can find their time :3
You may ask, "Jenna, why do you want this? Isn't there enough suffering in the world?" Well, you are right. But I want to scare the owners of this site. Not @staff, you know damn well they don't actually call the shots. No, i want to scare the people who make decisions. I want them to know that we can act as a unit and wreck shit on our own accord, that this community can move mountains. I want them to hesitate next time they make an announcement. Popular sovereignty, motherfuckers.
I know most people know this but some people in the notes don't, so reminder that you don't have to wake up or anything to post it, just schedule the post like this:
now you just hit the blue schedule and forget about it until the day it happens 👍
oh hell yeah im doing this gamers join us
i love this because everyone ive seen who's reblogged this is like "yeah okay whatever" like nobody's really excited about this it's just something we all feel the need to do because it's our duty to keep this website as uninhabitable as the fucking mariana trench
ベーカリー兎座Lepus店主𓃹@inabashiro そういえばウクライナには春分を祝う鳥の形のパンがあるんですよ。 本当はもっと可愛いはずなんだけど私は不器用なので不細工に… 早く春を祝えるようにしてくれ。
CRYING SHAKING SCREAMING
The Strange Case of the Kims
Police officer: You two! What are you doing back here? Who are you?
Namjoon and Seokjin, undercover, simultaneously: I'm Kim.
The officer:
Namjoon:
Seokjin:
Seokjin: We're um
[awkwardly holds Namjoon's hand]
Seokjin: We're Mister and Mister Kim.
WOL Shenanigans Part 13
Taehyung: How long does it take before you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?
Jimin: I think-
Yoongi: Seventy-two hours.
Jimin: How do you know?
Yoongi: There's a clown behind you.
WOL Shenanigans Part 12
Charlotte: Has anybody seen my planner?
Hoseok: I took it.
Charlotte: What! Why?
Hoseok: I color-coordinated it and alphabetized the herb inventory sticky notes. I thought you wouldn't mind?
Charlotte: ...Marry me
Fated Flowers Part 1
Maya, to Orferio: Are you a top or a bottom?
Orferio: *smirks* I'm a threat.
Juliette, through a mouthful of pasta: He's a bottom.
WOL Shenanigans Part 11
Charlotte: I don't need to go to bed, I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Seokjin: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Charlotte: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?
Seokjin: Is it working?
WOL Shenanigans Part 10
Namjoon: I'm in love with you.
Charlotte: Okay... In a romantic way, right? Not platonic? You actually are 'in love with '?
Namjoon, sighs: Yes. I'm in love with you. In a romantic way.
Charlotte:...why?
WOL Shenanigans Part 9
Charlotte: It isn't funny! This is serious!
Seokjin: It's pretty funny
Jungkook: It's hilarious actually
Hoseok and Jimin: *twitching on the floor, still wheezing with laughter*
WOL Shenanigans Part 8
Yoongi: I can do this, right? I mean, he's cute, I'm cute, so there's really no reason for me to start stuttering or straight up stop functioning when he's talking to me.
Seokjin: Bro, I believe in you
Yoongi: *approaches Hoseok* Hi
Hoseok: *smiles brightly* Hi, can I help you?
Yoongi:
Yoongi:
Yoongi, to Seokjin: *voice croaks* help
WOL Shenanigans Part 7
Charlotte: *to Namjoon* Are you definitely okay?
Namjoon: Yeah I'm absolutely fine.
Yoongi: Are you sure? You asked me earlier if you could borrow some glue to hold yourself together.
WOL Shenanigans Part 6
Seokjin: Did you two eat all the sugar powdered donuts?
Jungkook, mouth full of food: No...
Seokjin: Then what's that on your pants?
Jimin, hurriedly washing his hands in the background: Cocaine.
WOL Shenanigans Part 5
Yoongi: *stubs toe* FUCK!
Seokjin: *stops drinking coffee* Put a dollar in the swear jar *continues*
Yoongi: *takes random can out of the trash* Judging by what you did to Charlotte last night, you need to put a dollar in the sin tin.
Seokjin: *chokes*
WOL Shenanigans Part 4
While building the pack cabin...
Namjoon: Just pound the nail into the wall."
Yoongi: I'll pound you against a wall.
Hoseok: Can I help?
Charlotte, from the other side of the house: GET BACK TO WORK
WOL Shenanigans Part 3
Charlotte describes the packs' scents in long, flowing paragraphs, stuffing metaphors in every open space like her life depends on it:
The rest of the pack: Dunno, it smells kinda funky in here.