On the Road

[nayx-deactivated20200109]

someone called my house gay so i had to sell it.  couldnt live in a gay house

[itssexualhour]

one time i was at a nightclub and it was really dark and i met a guy and we didnt really talk he kind of just like guided me to the dance floor and we grinded on eachother and made out and he whispered wanna go to my place in my ear and i was like yeah ok so we went outside to get a cab and we looked at each other in the light of the streetlight and he turned out to be my bio. teacher and he literally sprinted away

[alchemist-rising]

[ruinedchildhood]

[greekgosh]

strap in, child

[jambearie]

*clears throat*

Titties

[alicaneiceindigo]

Time for Childhood for you 90s/Early 2000s kids

[greenleaf9]

My fucking childhood in one post omg the only thing missing is Star Wars and Disney.

[1010meha]

The FUCKING BRAIN QUESTS OH MY GOD

[six-foot-two-phanchild]

My entire childhood.

[danisontnonfire]

wait do they not have these things anymore what

[racial]

hate texting ppl who don’t use a billion emojis and a trillion exclamation points in their messages. just say u hate me and want me to die

[ithelpstodream]

[dadhopper-deactivated20171203]

Titanic where everything is the same but winona ryder plays Jack and we get to see her and Kate winslet fall in love

[allshipscanon123]

And they both fucking make it alive??? and grow old together. Making that “it’s been 84 years” line more iconic together???? Yes please

[somewhat-honest-abe]

Winona is thinner and weighs less. Enough room on the plank for both of them w/o sinking.

[tryclops]

[catchymemes]

Choose wisely

[surprisebitch]

i was scrolling this expecting it to get more and more out of this world to the point i was wondering when will this end and how could this get any more worse

[gofwd]

[earthnation]

bara croft has made some points…

[fidfidfidfidfid-deactivated2022]

If you want to enter my home you must pass through THE WALL

[showerthoughtsofficial]

People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?

[doggy-puppy-indulgence]

Dog heaven is also squirrel hell it’s a very efficient system.

[ubercharge]

i can’t stop fucking laughing at the thought of squirrels sinning so much in the mortal plane that they have to be sent to squirrel hell to atone

[sapphireswimming]

They know that the bird feeder isn’t meant for them

[rightnowimloving]

[mysharona1987]

[theintrovertnation]

[cinemaphileadict]

[180-sx]

[cairgnorm]

[starlightvii]

THIS