Gul Dukat Cut Up While Talking

tankies are people who disagree with me about Star Trek. Source: joe biden

[thecollectibles]

[bitidfastivitid]

Honestly Star Track would be a lot smarter and more leftist if the aliens were called Zorch Men and stuff like that

[noisytenant]

we should call it this again

[exeterbook]

made my friend watch the ds9 pilot and i kept pointing at the screen and saying @littleguysdaily whenever jake or nog appeared and he kept telling me to stop saying @littleguysdaily so i thought this was only fair.

[jojoolion]

Meow

[hardwrench]

kai winn hate is already hackneyed and textually incorrect (she has really funny lines and cool hats for one) but the deep space nine fandom on tumblr specifically is one of the worst offenders in the “twee war criminal jokes” arena so why would any of you continue to insist that she’s like, especially odious compared to anyone else in the cast, or that this makes her any less awesome as a character. Utter Foolishness

[hardwrench]

sooooo good when she breaks down in front of kira and kira is so sad and sympathetic and like “it’s not too late to do the right thing!” and kai winn is like “hmm. no actually i will become Worse” (reply from @lesbianmarrow )

ITS SOOO AWESOME YEAH. “My child I may be right about everything well almost well actually yes everything but do not presume to tell me where the redeemability threshold that i crossed long, long ago lies. U do Not get to decide whether i can be saved” just. really good stuff

[defconprime]

[gnorkel]

Can you draw. Jackshir for me pleaseee

Only for you

[parkchanwoohoo]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[garaks-padded-bra]

Spiritual successor to this post

[callmedrwyrm]

I had a dream about the most fucked up Star trek episode ever and you’ll never guess who it was about

[callmedrwyrm]

well the first part of the dream was I was taking stuff from work to my apartment and some people came to help and a guy asked me for LSD and then attacked me with a sword. and then there was like a time skip and I was with some podcast guys and my dad at a really scary echoey quiet cafe when I noticed julian bashir outside which of course became the focus of the dream after this point. And it was a star trek where was like existing in multiple dimensions at once and he had like sort of powers he wasn’t in control over so he was both accidentally sending people to like a hellraiser torture dimension and also kind of doing like toon stuff. I’m not sure how that got resolved but then I went to Japan with some people from work and we looked at keychains.

[callmedrwyrm]

Julian Bashir has been sentenced to life in the brig for being a single guy

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

[julianbashirsfuraffinityaccount]

I spend a lot of time thinking about how funny Julian is in Dramatis Personae, because he is, but I didn’t recognize enough how funny it is that Jadzia becomes, like, e1’s portrayal of Joe Biden. my wife she liked to make chicken she called it silly chicken etc

[julianbashirsfuraffinityaccount]

Janeway constantly comes off like a fucking maniac any time she gets angry at all “I cannot ever understand the pain your people have been through from the rotting and dying disease, but I am doing my best to sympathize with your struggle. That being said if I see you fuckers ever again in my entire life I will chop all of you into bits and feed you to my dog the moment I get home for what you did to a guy I essentially don’t think or care about”

[julianbashirsfuraffinityaccount]

I’m commander riker and I love to walk around the starship being vaguely rude to everyone

[julianbashirsfuraffinityaccount]

me and my bonded partner from the computer aliens listening to riker going “ok computer make a sexy woman. A sexier one than that. Ok even sexier. ok that’s awsome. ok computer wat kind of jazz does she like. That’s so sexy”

[julianbashirsfuraffinityaccount]

Picard and riker inventing a ai girlfriend so sexy that the ship is about to esplode

[julianbashirsfuraffinityaccount]

“Huh Data, that’s crazy how you mentioned Dr. Soong and also look identical to him”

[julianbashirsfuraffinityaccount]

“Could this be another me???” It doesnt even look that much like him

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[julianbashirsfuraffinityaccount]

“Does it appear to have all your… parts” HIS PENIS?????

[julianbashirsfuraffinityaccount]

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