i saw the figure of a man upon the tor

sherlock holmes fan :) any pronouns tf2 stuff:@hyphaehater

[thememedaddy]

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[gilgamushroom]

Ahwhshsywj Sherlock's reaction to Watson's report has got to be one of his funniest moments ever like

"Okay my dear Watson PLEASE tell me everything and spare no details 🥰 ...Uh if you could cut out the wall poetry? Would you mind?? Yeesh 🙄 No no, thank you for all these details you've done such an amazing job 🤩 Oh no you DID miss everything important lmao. Doubt anyone could have done better tho 💖 I mean. You're literally so handsome and charming you could have flirted with the entire village for info???💃 Or AT LEAST one service lady COME ON 🙄 Ah well what can you do let's go out to a violin concert and fancy dinner 🎶"

[beekeeperspicnic]

[IMG Description - A comic strip with a cartoon of a woman with big round glasses speaking to the reader.

Hello Tumblr! I'm Jabbage, I'm making a game called the Beekeeper's Picnic. You play retired Sherlock Holmes trying to assemble the perfect picnic for Watson and solving cosy mysteries! Since this is Tumblr I need to tell you that you can decide the direction the relationship between Holmes and Watson will take - friends? found family? Queerplatonic partners? Romantic partners? Also there's a dog and you can tell him he's a good good boy. You can play an extended demo for free, and the game is currently funding on Kickstarter. Thanks for checking out my project! <3]

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[welovethebeekeeper-deactivated2]

Rathbone and Bruce aiming for johnlock back in the day

Just wanted to share an incident from my Dad’s notes about these two on set. 

Doyles’ son Denis was visiting the film set and being very critical about props, the costumes and the set itself, delaying filming for hours. Both Bruce and Rathbone were not happy about it at all. Finally rehearsals began. Evidently they decided to fuck with Denis, who was watching:

‘At the conclusion of the scene, Rathbone deviated from the script. “Goodbye Wattie, old boy,” he said tenderly. Before this sacrilege could register on the astonished cast, crew and observer, Bruce replied, “Goodbye, Holmesy old bean.” And he bent over to bestow a gentle kiss on the great detective.’

Denis stuttered:  “Mr Rathbone, do you think Mr Bruce ought to – ahh – kiss you goodbye? Really, I don’t think my father would have approved!” To which Nigel Bruce replied, “That may be, but I doubt your father would have been suprised!”

[sherlockianscholar]

I love this photo so fucking much. Instant serotonin.

[null-doesnothing]

liking Sherlock Holmes means being annoying to everyone except other people who like Sherlock Holmes. I never shut the fuck up about that stupid autism detective, my friends all hate me I think

[cedarboughs]

“Save for the occasional use of cocaine, he had no vices” is truly one of the “but” statements of all time

[will-ruadh]

#no other adhd treatment options tbh (via @korilakkumasposts)

[liberalsarecool]

If you see that Amazon is a great place to work, you know it was an article paid for by Amazon.

[professional-chaotic-dumbass]

amazon has 1.3 million worldwide employees according to a quick google search. approximately 1000 injuries per 10000 employes - aka one-tenth of all the people who work full time in amazon warehouses.

a conservative estimate would probably put the amount injured at 100,000 people. ONE HUNDRED FUCKING THOUSAND PEOPLE.

Fuck Amazon.

[generally-proven]

Amazon warehouse workers suffer muscle and joint injuries at a rate 4 times higher than industry peers (2022-03-23 Business Insider)

[afloweroutofstone]

Let’s fucking GOOOOOOOOO

[sexhaver]

[null-doesnothing]

the sherlock holmes brainrot is so real I say as I do none of the work I was supposed to catch up on during the weekend

[beekeaper]

the way watson is looking at holmes

[ireallyshouldbedrawing]

[sidgwicks]

[anthozooa]

Always in a disputatious mood when he chooses that pipe!!

Still bffs though <3

[granada-brett-crumbs]

Illustrations by Joseph Camana for Cases of Sherlock Holmes, 1975.

[catsi]

salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you

[maxknightley]

yeah and it kicks ass