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underscorefelicity

@ america

pattern-53-enfield

RIP to the man himself

#vidya

nealashitposts

If I were rich here’s what I’d do with my free time okay Mermaid pranks Let me explain. So, I’d get one of those super fancy mermaid tails, like those sick as hell silicone ones that has the super long thick tail that uses like, toe pullies and stuff to make the fins move in cool and impossible ways. like this

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And I would go all fucking out on this fit okay. We’re talking diving lessons until I can hold my breath for 7 minutes and go deep as fuck. Long hair, starfish, scales up to my tits, those funky contacts that make it so you can see under water, all of it- everything I could to make myself look as “thing of the deep but hot” as possible. Then, I’d go get some shiny valuable rocks. Pearls, Uncut gems, like super fuck’n nice ones like diamonds and shit, and ofc some gold coins. Then I’d dawn my mermaid fit and hit public waterways. Rivers, beys, lakes, places where people are around and might be swimming, but where I’m not gonna die via boat propeller, and not super crowded areas where a lot of people are swimming. Then I just prank people by poking my head out of the water and surprising them, then I motion them closer and reach into my hair or satchel or something and give them a fucking emerald, smiling all big the whole time then I just- swim the fuck away. What the fuck they gonna do now!? Keep it as a fun memory of that time a fuck’n mermaid larper gave them a shiny rock? Never know it’s actually valuable? Or do they take it to a jeweler and find out it’s real? How the fuck are they gonna explain that. They gonna tell the jeweler a fuck’n mermaid gave it to them?! I think the fuck not. Gonna pop up at the peir and smile at people and give gold coins to whoever stops. Kids are gonna freak. Put a little wonder back in the world. Flirt with pretty girls. Swim down rivers, pop up and surprise some old lady sitting by the water and give her an uncut diamond then swim away without a word.

Get a reputation as the weird lesbian mermaid who gives out precious gems and never speaks then suddenly stop without warning for like three years to give people time to forget me then do it all again.

wemblingfool

If it’s a kid, and only the kid has seen you, act horrified that you’ve been found.

Beg them to keep you a secret, and give them the jewel/coin in exchange.

aureliaborealis

i swear to god ultra rich people are so fucking boring with their mansions and yachts. ThiS is what i wanna see in the world. Where are the superheroes? The masquerade balls? WHO is gonna invent real farie wings that let you fly??

lefttobloom

am i doing this right

okay yea :)

#marth #fire emblem #gaming

dopemonkshit

no one is going to believe that wasn’t planned

ya dead, ya dead (season 4 part 1)

#rtah #vidya

ice-block

I miss cons so much... I want to pose for photos with hundreds of sweaty people in anime costumes for 3 hours and spend 60$ on a couple of posters before returning to a musty hotel room and passing the fuck out still in my makeup and cosplay...

ice-block

Last time I was at a con was spring of 2019 and I really liked undertale at the time so I went in a low-effort frisk cosplay, while I was in line to get my pass, a mettaton cosplayer in platforms wearing a very flashy high tech suit that I assume was hand made (and had a bluetooth speaker built in that was very quietly playing death by glamour) told me they loved my cosplay and they called me darling- that only happens in the unhinged walls of a comic con

pajaritos-deactivated20201224

also bi girls are allowed to do anything including arson

#yay i can hang out with lio fotia!!!

filmreel

JURASSIC PARK 1993 — dir. by Steven Spielberg

#obligatory jurassic park reblog

meloraptor

What am I doing waiting for the new year? Play this on loop like I have a life hahaha

meloraptor

it’s been almost four years since I’ve reposting this video and I’d like to say thank you for keeping What The Hell Komaeda alive he was my only hope in high school

#catch me recreating this soon <3 #dr #vidya