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𓉸ྀི ⋆༺𓆩☠︎︎𓆪༻⋆ Frank Iero on main ‼️‼️

[julinator3000]

BLLEEHHHH

[cookiethebirddoll]

it's literally bad writing to have men in your story

[squidviscous]

Can’t hide this in the tags

[clytemnestraaa]

i’m not opposed to m/m/m threesome smut in theory but the thing is that in practice i’ve already really extended myself by managing to care about TWO fictional men

[judblanc]

daniel craig: i know this is a catholic family-friendly whodunnit but what if we played it like we were accidentally realizing we are extremely sexually compatible and we just have to ignore it... because it's a catholic family-friendly whodunnit

josh o'connor, already on his knees: i mean i'll do what i can

[da-pitt]

[hucklenberries]

you don’t say

[charlemane]

the other day all my coworkers were talking about the various wack diets they're on and I went "nahhhh I'm on the Seafood Diet" and the lady next to me goes "oh, what's that?" and i was so shocked by actually getting a chance to deliver the punchline on that ancient gag that i barely even remembered to say it

[noah-wyles]

[places2hide4me]

CEO of Sex: Ray Toro

and on the right, his apprentice: Sexito

[whitakers-intern]

dennis whitaker character arc is so hopecore.

introduced as a homeless med student, lonely, hungry, gets liquids spilled on him.

then the next time you see him he has a home and friends ! he’s buff ! he eats too many avocados ! wow growth looks beautiful on you !

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[holedyke]

i can get gay off that anything. its not that hard for me

[tockthewatchdog]

[molabuddy]

when u plug a phone into a computer the comupter always charges the phone even if she has less charge than the phone bc the computer thinks that due to her size she always needs to provide for those smaller than her even when it hurts her more than it helps others. btw

[huckle-robby]

He's gonna do it.....

he's doing it he said BITCH

fuck ass bitch I BITE

...sorry... omg..

sorry.....

sorry i frightened myself too

Sorry, first time biting somebody and calling them a fuck ass bitch, sorry...

[lissa]

2.10 “4:00 P.M.” vs. 2.13 "7:00 P.M." | THE PITT

[noah-wyles]

"you headed home?"

"uh, no, i'm waiting on robby. he asked me to house-sit while he's gone. so im waiting on the keys, the alarm code"

"nice. nice. yeah i've -- i've seen his place. you're in for a sweet setup"

"cool."

the most ex-boyfriend to current boyfriend conversation i've ever heard in my entire life. what the actual hell was that? i'm bouncing off the walls like a bouncy ball!!!