Julio's Kitchen

Swing by N Clinton Street , we're open!

[julios-kitchen]

Your request has been seen. We are watching.

Cool, cool. That's not ominous at all.

[lions-lanternwood]

HEY! you guys are BANNED!!

@gayestcody @resurrected-jake @lesbianest-vickie @bisexualborisp @the-god-ross-duffer

Julio's Kitchen staff have been advised to refuse entry to the aforementioned individuals. Other restaurants in the area have been advised to serve these people with extreme caution. All five of them are known for their association with Mikey Wheeler, the former owner of Flowers and Soles, which burned down after a shoe caught on fire, and it seems they were infected with his disregard for the restaurants of Chicago (despite Gayest Cody Ferdinand being the mayor of our proud city. smh, Mr. Mayor. We at Julio's Kitchen expected better).

[bisexualborisp]

what the fuck??? i did not REFUSE to pay. i just nicely said i could not afford the bill. totally.

[julios-kitchen]

And then you left the premises! You still owe us 18 dollars, by the way. Julio says I'm allowed to hunt you down and get the money from you. You're lucky I have class in 10min.

[bisexualborisp]

shit. i will get you the money. someday.

[realest-stan]

I'd cover for you but I think all my credit cards were frozen by my wife and I don't really want to give any money to that establishment.

...I really need to call my wife she still thinks I'm dead-

[julios-kitchen]

Listen, as long as we get the money, we're happy. And we'll have you know that we're a quality establishment, thank you very much!

[julios-kitchen]

Boss says not to use the word "cabrón" in a company post again

[julios-kitchen]

Boss says you guys don't know where we are. 30 N Clinton, cabrón.

[lions-lanternwood]

HEY! you guys are BANNED!!

@gayestcody @resurrected-jake @lesbianest-vickie @bisexualborisp @the-god-ross-duffer

Julio's Kitchen staff have been advised to refuse entry to the aforementioned individuals. Other restaurants in the area have been advised to serve these people with extreme caution. All five of them are known for their association with Mikey Wheeler, the former owner of Flowers and Soles, which burned down after a shoe caught on fire, and it seems they were infected with his disregard for the restaurants of Chicago (despite Gayest Cody Ferdinand being the mayor of our proud city. smh, Mr. Mayor. We at Julio's Kitchen expected better).

[bisexualborisp]

what the fuck??? i did not REFUSE to pay. i just nicely said i could not afford the bill. totally.

[julios-kitchen]

And then you left the premises! You still owe us 18 dollars, by the way. Julio says I'm allowed to hunt you down and get the money from you. You're lucky I have class in 10min.

[lions-lanternwood]

HEY! you guys are BANNED!!

@gayestcody @resurrected-jake @lesbianest-vickie @bisexualborisp @the-god-ross-duffer

Julio's Kitchen staff have been advised to refuse entry to the aforementioned individuals. Other restaurants in the area have been advised to serve these people with extreme caution. All five of them are known for their association with Mikey Wheeler, the former owner of Flowers and Soles, which burned down after a shoe caught on fire, and it seems they were infected with his disregard for the restaurants of Chicago (despite Gayest Cody Ferdinand being the mayor of our proud city. smh, Mr. Mayor. We at Julio's Kitchen expected better).

[the-god-ross-duffer]

You literally cannot ban God but sure.

[lions-lanternwood]

Despite your best efforts, Julio's isn't a part of the God Ross Hetero Church or whatever it is you came in here talking about yesterday. We don't believe in your Heterosexual Godhood and are therefore free to ban you as we wish.

[the-god-ross-duffer]

Pffft. You'll never catch me if I turn invisible.

[julios-kitchen]

If you're invisible we won't have to serve you. Works for us.

[julios-kitchen]

Welcome to Julio's!

Just past the stop sign (be careful, the S was graffiti'd over!) on N Clinton St., Julio's is an authentic Mexican restaurant that proudly serves the Chicago area excellent food handcrafted with pride.

[julios-kitchen]

boss makes 2 dollar, he gives me a dollar, now we have no money for canva premium