every woman’s man and every man’s woman

Died in 44 b.C., born in 2024. welcome back Julius Caesar

[pompeiusliker]

some sketches i’ve had sitting around

exile chickpea, 3am octavian, antony & curio and finally caelius and one of his panthers

[swamp-gremlin]

it was only a matter of time truly... and much like a child whos gotten a new fashion doll i was going to have that old man stripped naked as soon as i possibly could

uncensored on my site btw :3 -> The Bog -Art Gallery

[pompeiusliker]

caesar in eyeliner everybody

[pompeiusliker]

this vision came to me at like 2am, so now you must see it too

[pompeiusliker]

i designed caesar a revenge dress :D

plus a chilly caesar curled up in his cape in gaul

[astirastyr]

:>

[astirastyr]

Chaotic clodius and crassus design searches

[porciasuggestions]

Me: Hey, Marcus? My dad, my first husband, my brother, my second husband and two family friends all at once: yes?

[cassiussuggestions]

me (to the love of my life): Marcus,

at least three of my legates, Favonius with bad declamation, Antony with the army, and the ghost of Crassus: *all instantly appear*

me: Thanks, I hate it.

[porciasuggestions]

Gods, what a mood. Thanks for being a Gaius, seriously.

[ny-sar-deactivated20210522]

Fulvia pegs and Mark Antony gets pegged.

[mcaelius]

insurmountable grief for some asshole who died 2000+ years ago

[alexandriad]

can I interest you in some gay ancient roman matronae on this idea of march

[juliuscaesarwasright]

They don't do political assassination like they used to

[juliuscaesarwasright]

Happy 2124 birthday to the man, the icon, you would always be missed. Men in Rome wish they had half as much impact.

[mumblesplash]

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[just-late-roman-republic-things]

Happy pride month to whatever Marcus Agrippa was doing with the Laconian baths

[27] Meanwhile Agrippa had been beautifying the city at his own expense. First, in honor of the naval victories he built over the so-called Portico of Neptune and lent it further brilliance by the painting of the Argonauts. Secondly, he repaired the Laconian sudatorium. He gave the name Laconian to the gymnasium because the Lacedaemonians had, in those days, a greater reputation than anybody else for stripping naked and exercising smeared with oil.

(Cassius Dio, 53.27)

[stcantarella-moved]

real thing that happened at actium

[just-late-roman-republic-things]

Roman politicians on Twitter.

Pompey: “Woke up like this” [professionally staged selfie]

Crassus: Bought Twitter. Now selling tweets to AI miners.

Cato the Younger: ARGVES VITH EVERYONE. BELIEVES LOVER CASE LETTERS AND U AND W ARE BARBARIAN CVSTOMS. MISTAKEN FOR HOMESTVCK TYPING QVIRK; NO ONE VILL TELL HIM VHAT HOMESTVCK IS.

Caesar: Memes and pictures of himself with Cato’s sister. 50% of his followers may or may not be bots.

Clodius: Gained a massive following for prank videos. Nepo baby who posts “Eat the rich!” for clout. Sics his fans on anyone who annoys him.

Cicero: “A response to the New Ostia Times article this morning” 🧵1/900

Catulus: Never figured out how to use Twitter but is sure it’s everything wrong with society.

Bibulus: Run off Twitter by an angry mob; now posts Youtube videos about cancel culture.

Ahenobarbus: Got in a fight with Caesar’s followers that nearly got him swatted until Caesar told them to cut it out. Picked a fight with them again a week later.

Hortensius: Made one introductory post, saw the state of Twitter, and promptly logged out.

Scipio Africanus: Actually an RP account secretly run by Pompey.

Publius Cornelius Scipio Africanus: Rival RP account secretly run by Crassus. Argues with the other Scipio about which one is a Carthaginian spy.

Lucullus: Only posts pictures of his meals. To be fair, those are really pretty salads.