True & Honorable

kick his ass baby i got yo flower

[porciasuggestions]

Are you even a real Roman if you don't conspire a little?

[catosuggestions]

I Have Made A List Of Virtuous Things To Eat.

cabbage 

Lots Of Wine, definitely not as a coping mechanism,

philosophy.

also turnips

hot coals

[porciasuggestions]

THIS!

[porciasuggestions]

be your dad’s only non-disappointing child

[brutussuggestions]

“Cato really wasn’t that bad you guys”, a novel by me

[porciasuggestions]

OP you’re valid

[textsfromthecuria]

Brutus: (952): I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes

[cassiussuggestions]

Powerful technique, worked on me as well as Porcia. 

[porciasuggestions]

Can confirm, it's Super Effective

[porciasuggestions]

Look convincingly dead when you’re ill

[porciasuggestions]

Date a boy who wouldn’t dare to tell you to go sit at your loom when there’s a civil war going on and you’re upset

[pompeythegreatsuggestions]

Queer Eye but with late republic romans

Cicero, clodius, Cato, Marcus antonius and I try and make Caesar less gross

[pompeythegreatsuggestions]

Clodius does home renovation but he just burns down your house and replaces it with a temple

Cato does fashion but his only advice is wear the correct shade of purple and get ya titty out

I’m obviously the Anthony of the group because while everyone else is making huge changes to caesars life I show up and teach him how to make guacamole then bounce

[porciasuggestions]

Nonne rogationes rogas? Fiat. Quis est tuus favorabilissimus scriptor classicus? Graecus an Latinus?

Porcia Dicit: Mea favorabilissimus scriptor Gracus est Homerus; Latinus est Cicero!

Caterina Dicit: Mea favorabilissimus scriptor Gracus est Plutarchus; Latinus est Catullus

Gratias, Tibi!

[porciasuggestions]

love your partner not just for his money and marriage bed, but be a partner through his troubles, too

[chironomy]

**only if he does the same for you

[porciasuggestions]

Oh, don’t worry! If he’s worth it, he’ll fall to his knees and beg the gods to render him worthy of you 

[porciasuggestions]

this is so sad alexa play iliad book 22

[porciasuggestions]

love your partner not just for his money and marriage bed, but be a partner through his troubles, too

[bravemercutio]

Plutarch, quoting Andromache to Hektor in Life Of Brutus 23.3: “μοί θαλερὸς παρακοίτης,” My translation: “to me, a sturdy husband”?????

Stout/Sturdy is θαλερὸς  “YOU ARE MY OWN ABSOLUTE UNIT, HEKTOR”????? “MY THICC HUSBAND”??????.

Hektor of Troy: AN ABSOLUTE UNIT, SOLID DIDE

[porciasuggestions]

If you don’t possess γενναῖος, what are you doing??? get on my level

[catosuggestions]

#66023c ;)

too red, not mos maiorum enough, 0/10

#412f55 :)

[gracchisuggestions]

Protip: wear a tunic under your toga. This way, if someone grabs you by the toga, you can slide free and book it down the Capitoline Hill without worrying about public indecency charges. - Mod Ti. 

[porciasuggestions]

Some gens think this is against the mos maiorum!!! Bad post op

@catosuggestions

[norsesuggestions]

Ya know, wearing trousers under this “toga” would help even more. And a tunic, sure.

But! You gotta protect them legs! I am only concerned about your roman leggies. Sound like they suffer from the cold alot…

Also, if you are not wearing trousers, your are going to get prickled by the pine trees, ALL the time. Like seriusly, your legs gotta be DISASTERS of scratches!

Feeling for all your legs Romans. Your legs must suffer so much :(

[porciasuggestions]

Don’t worry, Helga! It’s not very cold in Italy, and we don’t have a ton of pine trees--I’ve never even seen one! 

Come to Rome, you’ll never need pants again (not that I, as a woman, would be wearing them I think???? Am I wrong??)

[porciasuggestions]

this is so sad alexa play iliad book 22