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Saiya Moon Chapter 1 is DONE! Coming February!

Hey, everyone! Sorry it’s been a long time- i took a little hiatus to work on some things and now I’m super happy to announce that Saiya Moon Chapter 1 is DONE!! Ive been workin on this comic for like a million years and its finally FINISHED YAY!!! The whole chapter will be FREE FOR EVERYONE TO READ online in early February! Im super excited to finally share it with everyone and I hope yall enjoy it! Stay tuned for early February, guys! lots o love!- Lemmy 💖

pukicho

hey funny yellow guy give us your input on the recent events

Hahah

newbiewithscissors

wait what happened

faranon

The most moderate prominent right wing figure was shot and killed

tired-stressed-trying-my-best

Charlie Kirk was murdered in cold blood at the age of 31, leaving behind his wife and young children.

May he rest in peace, and may every person who celebrates this horrific act of political violence one day feel ashamed of their ghoulish actions and repent.

pukicho

For years I've seen a nonstop deluge of right wingers cracking jokes and cheering for the murders, suicides and oppression of vulnerable and marginalized groups. I've seen these same people laugh at the deaths of the other party. I've seen Charlie Kirk at every turn adamantly support the continued genocide of tens of thousands of fatherless children in Palestine. Not once do you express shame with going along with this rhetoric, a rhetoric that casually and willfully allows the continued slaughtering and induced hate crime of an innumerable number of people -- and yet you expect me to feel shame for being glad that the spewer of this vitriol is no more?

ontologicallyeviltortureprincess

There's this interesting phenomenon where when you're a child, or some other vulnerable minority dependent on a job for shelter, you are actually under duress almost constantly. You can't say "I don't want to work today," you cannot say "I don't want to do the dishes, actually," you cannot choose not to participate. In a lot of cases, the punishment is explicit. Your parents might yell at you. Your boss might fire you. But in other cases, it's implicit. The mood will sour. You lose leeway. People get mad at you. And that creates a really shitty environment where you're constantly being coerced to do things!

And here's the kicker; you're not allowed to acknowledge that. You cannot acknowledge that you are being coerced, you cannot acknowledge that your free will is not being respected, because that's punished too. Your boss insists that you act excited. Your parents punish you for acting surly. You are forced to fake enthusiastic consent, constantly. It's a fucking nightmare. Your hand is being forced, you do not have the option to say "no," and if you ever, for a second, try to acknowledge that, everyone acts like you're the aggressor.

liberalsarecool

Gun culture killed the gun advocate. Shooter was son of 27 year veteran of sheriff's department.

Now let's see the files.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

it has come to my attention there exists a subset of reenactors who go around renaissance faires "infecting" bystanders with the Plague. i wish to thank these heroes for their service

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

yes this can come in the form of dressing up as a pack of rats and offering people "Congratulations! You've Contracted The Black Death" hand stamps, but consider also:

walking around asking people if they want to pet your rat (plushie)

going in character as a fur trader carting around a wagon full of exotic wares at competitive prices

handing people a business card containing only the printed image of a flea (and on the back, the text "uh-oh!")

cosplaying as a giant bacterium

mychemicalraymance

"Misogynists are gay because they don't like women" actually they're incredibly heterosexual for that

mychemicalraymance

Heterosexual cultural institutions are entirely oriented around demeaning and abusing women. Like heterosexually ordered society produces and loves men who hate women. That's the rule not the exception. Gay men only have to love men not hate women. Gay men can be and are misogynists oftentimes but I would say that hatred of women is very low on the list for what constitutes gay sexuality. Hating and disrespecting women is very important to masculinist heterosexuality lol. The culturally ideal straight woman also hates women.

animentality

thememedaddy

themakeupbrush

Zimmermann Spring 2024

homunculus-argument

You can teleport one (1) single individual live seagull into any time or place in history. Where would you choose to put it to best fuck with peoples' heads and cause as much confusion as possible?

I'd pick Tutankhamun's tomb, just behind the sealed door, 30 seconds before the seal is broken and the tomb is opened. Imagine throwing that into the curse myth - just as these people are about to crack open the greatest cold one in history, knowing that this is what they'll be known for from hereon, they open the door that must not be opened, and out scatters a frantic, deeply baffled bird, entirely healthy and intact, fluttering away never to be seen again, with no apparent way of how it got in.

homunculus-argument

Getting blacklisted from trading with local fae because you've been paying for their favours with stuff like childhood dreams and the memory of your mother's smile, trading their goods for what would have otherwise been absurdly highball prices, but then they found out that the things you've given them in return are worthless because they mean nothing to you. After going no-contact with your family you just wanted to get fucking rid of all of the things that are attached to them, and if you could, you'd give your memories of them away for free on craiglist.

myosotispalustris

The twisted Fae who will take all these things from you, knowing that you’ll eventually lose enough memories to forget why you went No Contact, and then you’ll let these people back into your life is feeling pretty good about this investment.

quasi-normalcy

Meh. If a luxury furniture store is having an everything-must-go blowout sale, the furniture's still probably pretty nice. And in fact, it means you can resell it somewhere else.