how do conservatives think talking to children works? if a four year old came up to me and said âiâm a cat!!â i would say âreally? what makes you a cat?â and theyâd say some shit like âi have claws >:)â and iâd be like âoh wow, you do have claws. but wait, i thought cats had pointed ears!â and theyâd say âthey DO!!!â and then iâd pull up a picture of an elf and ask âis THIS a cat?â and theyâd yell âNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOâ
u wouldnât say âfucking hell, Emily, get it together. this is the real worldâ


















