you're no good, duck

28. weed and gay shit

[brigittefitzgerald]

2024 year of lesbian sex. we’re manifesting.

[l-art-stuff-l]

i am committed to TWO THINGS

FAGGING IT UP

THE BIT

💯🔥🔥🔥🔥💪💪💪💯💯🔥💯💯🔥💯💪💯💯💯💪💪💪💪🔥💪💪💪💯💯💯🔥🔥💯💪💯🔥💪💪💪💯🔥💪💯🔥💪🔥🔥🔥💯💯

[ampervadasz]

@matetikus kalandjai

[our-queer-experience]

reblog for something t4t to happen to you this summer.

[our-queer-experience]

reblog for something t4t to happen to you this autumn.

[our-queer-experience]

reblog for something t4t to happen to you this winter

[smoothoperatorleclerc]

rb to have an ultra gay 2024

[datasoong47]

[roach-works]

im gonna reblog this with an unfun fact: 1 divided in thirds is actually 0.333 repeating, on into infinity. a line of not-quite-thirds-of-a-percent getting ever smaller, forever. multiply that endless line by three and you get a different size of endless line: 0.999 repeating.

and unfortunately 0.999 repeating equals 1. it's not close to 1, it is the same thing as 1.

this is because the difference between 0.999... and 1, is a fraction that gets infinitely smaller for as long as you zoom in. they're the same number. the difference between them is infinitely small. you will never be able to reach the final sum of how much smaller the fraction is from the whole integer and therefore it's mathematically not there.

where is that 0...001? it's at the end of infinity. it's nowhere. therefore, it isn't.

[hauntoblogical]

Which makes this a great metaphor! Slice up your cake (integer) into several pieces (decimal representations) and just a little bit, an infinitely small crumb, is left stuck to the knife (number system by which we attempt to concretely represent abstract concepts).

[assassinregrets]

[genderfluid-druid]

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

[genderfluid-druid]

"i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.

[styro-sometimes]

[flowergirlmiwa]

first three words you notice describe your 2023!

[duckdotcom]

[junebanoon]

it turns out i take awful food pictures but I can send you the snack i photographed in my hotel room (me)

[smallwelshmonastery-deactivated]

I can never predict how weird I am going to be in a given situation and this is my cross to bear

[junebanoon]

Newton's law of cooling failed to account for if you are wanting to eat the soup (cold in 5 minutes) or waiting for the stock to cool before putting it in the fridge (boiling for hours)

[oamisoa-deactivated20160323]

I love it when people tell me about me because I have no idea who I am

[neropathic-deactivated20180820]

I like to hear their interpretations of the persona that I’ve shown them

[alphacrone]

when you drink all the wine in the house and then you have. :( no wine in the house

[podcastwizard]

me when i excuse myself during a dinner party to sneak outside and milk more cabernet sauvignon from the Creature

[podcastwizard]

had food poisoning when i posted this

[martinkhall]

Well if you'd pasteurized the Cabernet Sauvignon you milked from the creature maybe you wouldn't have gotten food poisoning from it.

[podcastwizard]

oh suddenly everyone's an expert on the Creature i milk

[ashstfu]

having so much love in your heart is beautiful and amazing right up until you’re alone in your bedroom clutching at your chest and whimpering like a wounded dog

[styro-sometimes]

[junebanoon]

look I'm just saying avril lavigne's my happy ending should be on the list with mr brightside do you see my vision