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watashi wa「DIRTY DAN」desu
If you feel like you need constant attention and praise, and struggle with not feeling hurt if someone tells you they can’t or don’t want to right now then try going on youtube and typing “ASMR personal attention”.
It doesn’t work for everyone and some may find it a bit creepy, but it’s worth a shot! There’s hundreds of different types of personal attention videos!
18-22 is a confusing age. I got friends getting married, some in prison, and some still have to ask their parents to stay out past curfew.
Tony: Did it hurt when you fell?
Steve: From heaven? Nope, I’m not giving you my numbe-
Tony: No, when you fell out of that Uber. I watched you trip your foot and just kind of lay there on the pavement for about 10 minutes.
Steve: [blinks]
Tony: [nods to Rhodey, Sam and Bucky] We all saw that.
these three tweets tell a better story than almost every media I have ever experienced
Darth Vader: *force chokes storm trooper*
Storm trooper: harder daddy
Darth Vader: what
Storm trooper: what
the fuck are you looking at keep scrolling.
Has anyone talked about the skype sex avocados yet
ok so i didnt specify because i was on mobile but
#hey skype do you take constructive criticism on your emoticons (via @strangesmallbard)
Source: [x]
Click HERE for more facts
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
uh
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
WHAT
Sensational.
Remarkable.
it’s a real word
you: pussy
me, an intellectual: pusillanimous
I love seeing people carrying flowers bc they look so happy and u kno they’re gonna make someone else mad happy
Not everyone who carries flowers are happy and make other people happy. What if those flowers were for a dead loved one? Not everyone who delivers them are happy.
ill just go fuck myself then