homecoming to get you

[jungleosbian]

not gonna lie my new favorite hollanov fic thing might be authors using NHL, MHL, and MLH all in the same fic across chapters. absolutely tickled even.

[jamesusilljournal]

This is Where it Ends, Mats Tusenfot, 2012

[lascitasdelashoras]

Zdzisław Beksiński

[gloryhollanovjah]

Man I know Shane ruined Ilya's sleepover plans but he really made up for it in spades. I'm sorry I couldn't spend the night; please come to my house for two weeks. You bought me ginger ale; let me buy you Cokes and Doritos and water shoes. You made me a tuna melt; let me make you more burgers than we can eat. You asked me questions I didn't know how to answer; let me make sure you know I'm going to be as honest as I can. I'm sorry I got scared and ran away when you asked for more; let me stay up all night planning the rest of our lives.

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[vgadvisor]

[jungleosbian]

shane: *doing his weekly laundry routine, neatly pairing all of his and ilya's socks*

ilya: *walking down the hallway, straight up yelling* finna get the dick wet and firm! you better sweat me outta my perm! can't wait 'til it's my turn! i wanna blow bubbles with sperm!

shane: what in the actual fuck??

[jungleosbian]

i just think they should let connor have his nipple rings in season 2. we ALL know ilya would do that. LET'S MAKE IT CANON.

[jungleosbian]

my infusion nurse today, who i have never met once in my life, took one look at me and had the good sense to know that i would know the answer to her random, out of nowhere question "who is the actor who plays the main character in Rocky Horror Picture Show?" and im honestly not even annoyed

[jungleosbian]

if there's anything that explains me as a person, it's the fact that i have this saved in my gallery and i dont remember when or why i did it, but i wont delete it either

[theehorsepusssy]

[lavenderprose]

There's never been a fandom ghost like Cliff Marleau. He's a vampire. He's an ally. He's a latent bisexual. He a little confused but he got the spirit. He's imprinted on Ilya like a duckling. He has three sisters, all of them lesbians. He is 42. He is 28. He's French Canadian. He's from Florida. He is being psychosexually tormented by his best friend's thot husband. He is Hollanov's platonic third. He has a beautiful, terrifying wife. He's made out with Ilya but they were in Paris it's chill. Of course he's slept with men he's a fucking hockey player. He is Ilya's ex-husband.

[thence-we-came-forth]

Ilya with his loon tattoo to go with my Shane with his lily!!!!

[jungleosbian]

Wolfbird? WOLFBIRD??????????

[mlarayoukai-archive]

The author's barely disguised desire for a cheeseburger

[rozanovs]

The Incredibles (2004) | Hudson Williams in Laufey's Madwoman music video BTS (2026)

[takemetohr]

my favorite bit is how everyone understands that ilya managing to pull shane was crazy

shanes friends are all like "dude youre with rozanov??? why are you settling" and ilya friends are like "how tf did you manage to pull shane hollander, the best player in the league???? dont fuck this up you dumbass, you literally cannot get better than him, PLEASE do not fumble him"

hayden talking to marly going "your friend does not deserve shane even a little bit" and marly nodding sagely like "yeah i fucking know. i already told him if he fumbles hollander itll be the worst loss of his life, including the olympics"