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Dexter

Post fans when the postposter posts a post

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He sells that shadeside ghost market skeleton knuckle banana kush. He got them goblin supercrush twelfth heaven horse killing evil packs. This plug shit ain’t nothing to him man he’ll fucking kill you.

#fear and hunger #kill six billion demons #shitpost

#magnagothica maleghast #magnagothica #maleghast #meme #ammogoblinfoockingdies

Absolutely insane ending to a magnagothica maleghast game

My goregrinder necromancer had amazing survivability left with 4hp blood rage and the 5+ Defense under 3hp trait, and I had two units left on field whilst the carcass necromancer was on a last stand. This mfkr facing absolute annihilation whips out a shotgun deals 2 damage expends a strength token for another damage and activates double tap to reduce my necromancer to 0, but I stay alive because of blood rage so we’re all good right? WRONG this absolute legend hit a critical hit and pushed my necromancer back one space onto a hazard so as soon as my necromancer starts it’s turn I lose. This gurl gets shot point blank by a shorty comes back cus she too angry to die and then trips and falls on a spike against all odds.

That carcass operative just said “nah, I’d win” and pulls a Clint Eastwood aah move to do the ultimate come around

All I could do was try to kill the necromancer with my other units but it had a physical armour so I literally couldn’t even😭

Ofc the anime faction does the most insane turn around ever, had flashbacks of sensei ammogoblin who exploded himself for the cause or summin😭

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