Okay so over the years the Nevermore staff and students get used to Wednesday and her affinity of attracting disaster. They devise a way to figure out how bad it is based on her sidekick of choice.
Enid calls it the Support Character Disaster Index (tm).
Level 1 the Girlfriend (Wednesday asks for Enid's help): Everything is likely fine, something is going down but it's unlikely to disrupt the majority of school life. Maybe a light murder or minor property damage. Business as usual.
Level 1.5 the best friend (Eugene): Bees are swarming, do not engage. They can handle it, call in Enid for clean up. There's nothing to see here. Probable torture, the nurse will be busy so don't bother. Business as usual, bring bug spray if allergic.
Level 2 the Rival (Bianca): Shit is a little fucked but still probably fine. A few classes may be cancelled, fencing may not happen without the captains. Stay alert but no panic is needed. It's probably a little arson or a normie causing trouble, no biggie.
Level 3 the Acquaintance (Wednesday refuses to admit Divina is actually a solid friend): Okay, we're in trouble. No classes are happening, shit is getting real. Stay in your dorm, do not go out, do not get in their way. The school may be under literal attack, hellhounds may be involved.
Level 4 the imbecile (Yoko has entered the chat): OH FUCK. We are at DEFCON 1. Flee for your lives, abandon ship, every man for himself. Addams is in deep shit and the usual methods aren't working so we're going with plan z - codename: "so dumb it has to work". The school may need rebuilding again.
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