Natasha: Why are you being so mean to Wanda?
Y/N: I’m playing hard to get.
Natasha: Why would you do that? You’re already hard to want.
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Natasha: Why are you being so mean to Wanda?
Y/N: I’m playing hard to get.
Natasha: Why would you do that? You’re already hard to want.
Doctor: I’m sorry only family is allowed to see them right now.
Natasha: Bold of you to assume I won’t legally adopt them right now!
Y/N *weakly*: You tell em Mum….
Wanda: Are you vegetarian?
Natasha: No, I’m Scorpio.
Yelena: Nat, you’re Sagittarius.
Y/N: I thought she was Russian.
Wanda: What is one thing nobody knows about you?
Y/N: I get jealous when my phone dies.
Wanda:
Natasha *from across the room*: Y/N we talked about this.
Y/N: I miss Wanda.
Natasha: Y/N-
Y/N: She use to call me that.
Natasha: Gee I fucking wonder why.
Natasha: I have the sharpest memory! Name one time I forgot something.
Y/N: You left me in a Walmart car park like, two weeks ago.
Natasha: I did that on purpose try again.
Y/N: Wanna hear a joke?
Natasha: No
Y/N: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Natasha *sighs*: Why?
Y/N: To get to the idiots house. Knock Knock.
Natasha: Who’s there?
Y/N: The chicken.
Natasha:
Y/N:
Natasha: I won’t punch you in the face on one condition.
Y/N: …yeah?
Natasha: Go tell that joke to Tony.
Y/N, drunk after one shot: You’re so hot.
Natasha: Uh huh.
Y/N: And spicy.
Natasha: Right.
Y/N, wrapping both arms around Nat: My lil buffalo chicken wing.
Y/N: Can I have a piece of cake from the fridge?
Yelena: What’s the rule?
Y/N, sighing: No cake after dinner.
Yelena: No, that’s Nat’s rule. My rule is that you need to bring me a slice as well.
Natasha: Truth or dare?
Y/N: Truth.
Natasha: How many hours have you slept this week?
Y/N: Dare.
Natasha: Go to sleep.
Y/N: I don’t like this game.
Y/N: Do you think when butterflies are in love they feel humans in their stomach?
Wanda: Y/N. Darling. Honey. Love of my life. What the fuck?
Y/N: FOUR MONTHS.
Natasha: What are they talking about?
Wanda: Nothing.
Y/N: THAT’S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT.
Yelena: *hysterical laughter in the background*
Y/N: How do I make a date really romantic?
Natasha: Try being mysterious.
[Later, on a date with Wanda]
Wanda: So, where are we going?
Y/N: None of your fucking business.
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Hope you all have a great Christmas <3
Y/N: Here’s a fun idea; we hang mistletoe but instead of kissing the person underneath, we have to fight them.
Natasha: We are not doing that.
Yelena *nodding*: mistlefoe
Natasha: Don’t encourage her!
Y/N: I want to be a caterpillar.
Natasha: Explain?
Y/N: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.
Natasha: You know they have a lifespan of like two weeks right?
Y/N: That’s another highlight.
Natasha: Y/N no-
Y/N: I accidentally ate Thor’s pop tarts, how long do you think I have to live?
Natasha: Ten.
Y/N: Ten what?
Natasha: Nine.
Computer: Make a password
Y/N: Natasha
Computer: Too weak
Y/N: *stabs the monitor with her knives*
Y/N: Say that again. I dare you!