Juniper Express

Like the Hogwarts Express, only drunker and more fun

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Traveling for work and find myself solo in a local bar (no surprise). Three bartenders/staff on site. Can at least one hang out and chat with me?

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Malort in the wild, outside IL borders.

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"I'm not a beer snob, but I am from Oregon"

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Porch pups

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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

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2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

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this has almost 11 million notes what is this

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I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

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Friday night couch buddy

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see you later aligator is in the past. the gang says its been real baby seal now

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take care polar bear

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see you later aligator is in the past. the gang says its been real baby seal now

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take care polar bear

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New books! Tasty beers! 60 degrees in January in the Midwest! Is the world ending?!

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Snuggle bud.

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possible results include: stabbing, cannibalism, frogs, blogging from Mariana Trench and being god 💖

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Everything about this is hilarious to me. especially “marine biologist.” 🤣

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Well that was fun. Now someone pass me some wine or I'll steal your heart and not tell anyone.

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A short, pointless, missive on not working when one should

I'm at a coffee shop in a town 40 minutes from mine killing time between a doctor appointment and dinner with a friend* and I have my laptop so I should conceivably be working. But I forgot my mouse** and the table is just the wrong height to be productive so I'm dicking around on here instead.

The brewery we're going to opens in 25 minutes, which would still be 90 minutes too early to meet my friend and I don't want to be sloshed when she arrives. I've already gone to the local record store and spent $60 I didn't have. I got two Ventures albums for the Husband and a Decemberists album for me.

I might google more record stores.

*It's too much time to kill but I didn't want to drive home and back again and it was my silly idea to have dinner tonight.

** I'm that level of old that I hate trackpads and still use a mouse thankyouverymuch

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Yawning pup is how I choose to break back into* Tumblr posting for 2023.

* I know, I've said it before and disappeared, and I may again, but here's to trying.

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Also, since its been awhile, why/what is the "blaze" button under my post all about?

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Heya. Been awhile. Things are the way they are but today is a big day in America so I wanted to show my support of the system we got -voting. Do it if you can.

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New Pup is sick in a way I can't process, we have done lots of tests and are waiting on results, but i am struggling with just scooping him up in my arms and never letting go. Hopefully it's a "A pill/powder/change of food" will fix it. I don't think I can handle if it's worse.