juniper 🌲

stereotypical useless femme lesbian <3 | she/her | if you know me irl just kill me next time you see me please | dni if i'm in your dni

[junipermead53]

🌲 about me/my blog 🌲

- ask permission before reposting my posts on other sites!!

- i immediately delete all spam asks/requests for donations

- call me juniper in public spaces on here- mutuals who know my real name, please only use it in dms with me

- lesbian ❤️🧡🤍🩷💜

- she/her

- autistic (self/peer dxed) and adhd (professionally dxed)

- do not attempt to flirt or sext with me. just because i run an nsfw blog doesn't mean i give consent to these interactions

- i have about 70 people blocked and i do not mind adding to that list whatsoever

- as a general rule, i will not give out other socials or post my face, but i may make exceptions

- all genders are allowed to follow/interact, but do not take my original posts and make them straight

DNI transphobes / terfs / radfems / lesbophobes / homophobes / racists / israel supporters/apologists / political extremists / sissy blogs / detrans blogs / ab/dl or cg/l or anything that sexualises age regression / religion blogs (as in that being your main content)

dms open to mutuals, but know that i may take a bit to reply to messages (usually not longer than 12 hours)

asks open to all! please send asks, i love answering them! <3

- my unreliable tags: #juniper answers for answered asks, #juniper cooks for my cooking, #juniper bakes for my baking, #juniper fits for my fit checks, #juniper yaps for original posts where i kinda just yap, #my pics for pictures of me, #bsf for posts about my best friend (we're totally just friends guys...), and #mine for posts that i write (both original posts and reblogs that i add comments on)

- last update: 04/06/25

[saffisme]

people really underestimate the excitement of having sex with someone inexperienced. guiding them through it and witnessing their reactions to sensations they've never felt before is nothing short of out of this world

[sendsuall]

Should we give each other head, like, as friends?

[junipermead53]

i fucking warned you. i fucking told you what he did and you fucking ignored me. i tried to help you and you took his word over mine. how fucking dare you do this after what i told you? i'm so fucking unbelievably mad at you but i hope to god you make it out of this okay. part of me wants to tell you you deserve whatever happens because i fucking warned you and you didn't listen but i still want you to be okay.

[junipermead53]

oh by the way he did it all over again to them but we're friends again now and laugh at him for the embarrassing shit he did/does

[junipermead53]

i have been acutely aware of that number and tied it to myself like my name. i have watched it slowly drop, watched it plummet, watched it waver, watched it jump, watched it soar, watched it dance and do a flip. i was twelve years old when i started to tune in to its performance; it became a daily show. i try not to see it too often nowadays but you could point out any photo of me in the past few years and i could tell you what number i gave my name.

[junipermead53]

i need to stop having sexually tense platonic relationships this is becoming a problem

[junipermead53]

uh

uh

so

update on that actually

the tension broke...

[junipermead53]

haven't used this blog in FOREVER but update there's tension with someone else now

[junipermead53]

one thing this girl is gonna learn about me real quick is that fucking me means you start to hear about my bowel habits

[junipermead53]

i meant what i said in the tags

@whopissedmypants

[junipermead53]

get this the FUCK OFF MY FEED

[ilovebathandbodyworks]

life is about discovering how badly you wanna be called a pretty little thing by a lesbian that you are scared of the normal amount

[junipermead53]

average robot fucker @prettiest-theresa

[junipermead53]

hey lovelies long time no see, sorry i keep doing this 😭

i just wanna pop in with a health update for anyone who's interested, tw medical

i had a diagnostic laparoscopy on november 6th, which concluded that i DO NOT have endometriosis! yayyy! they removed my iud and switched me to a nexplanon arm implant to see if that helps.

tomorrow will mark one month since the surgery and i've been relatively pain free (in the chronic location/type of pain, anyway) since then, so while it's still not confirmed that the iud was the problem, it is the leading theory.

aside from endometriosis, our second hypothesis was that i had fucked up bowels from something in spring 2024, but the surgery also ruled that out as well. i'm really hoping that i continue to be pain free, and that it was the iud causing the pain, but ohhh if it comes back i'm gonna lose my mind with no more theories as to the cause.

to be clear, i'm not "all better" just because of this, i do unfortunately have a handful of other health issues that kick my ass on the regular, but this has been the most concerning by far largely due to the unknown nature of it. so we stay winning ???

[infectiouspiss]

marauders/harry potter fans who "don't agree with jk rowling" are like if people loved the leopard mascot for the leopards eating peoples faces party so they wore all the merch and drew art of the mascot and talked about the leopard mascot all the time but don't worry! they don't support the leopards eating peoples faces party! they're just completely indistinguishable from people who do because they both love the leopard mascot and make loving the leopard mascot 99% of their personality, "why do people feel unsafe around me when i very clearly don't support the leopards eating peoples faces party?" says the person in the leopards eating peoples faces party merch (don't worry they bought it second hand so the leopards eating peoples faces party don't get any money from them)

[junipermead53]

slightly annoyed with my partner but still taking lewds to send later cause i look good rn

[underwhelmingalchemist]

Sapphics who don't like fat girls are so weird to me. You're supposed to like girl. Why wouldn't you want more girl per girl

[underwhelmingalchemist]

I have faith this post will be seen by exactly who it needs to

[cowbot-lumberjane-deactivated20]

LESBIANS WHO DON'T FUCK WITH FAT WOMEN ARE WEAK AND WILL NOT SURVIVE THE WINTER.

[fluttershyplushie]

honestly the boundaries between friendship and romance don’t really matter that much like at all if everyone involved is ok with it

[fluttershyplushie]

like most of what is and isn’t romance is cultural/constructed anyways... you can take and leave what you want with it as long as you maintain boundaries. does that make sense

[junipermead53]

heavily heavily agree. take your friends on dates. cuddle. tell each other "i love you". have sex that goes beyond getting each other off. just be sure to communicate your intentions and feelings the whole way through.

i fully intended to have this sort of relationship with my best friend, it ended up with us dating but at the end of the day she's still my best friend. i love her romantically, sure, but the platonic love never went away. sometimes i have things to say to her specifically as her friend and not at all as her girlfriend. we have romantic dates often, but we also frequently just hang out and it doesn't always feel inherently romantic. that's not to say our relationship is suffering, though- if anything i truly believe we're stronger for it.

i still have friendships that include "romantic" gestures while being fully platonic. multiple of my friends and i call each other "baby", "honey", "my love", and more. my best friend (different one) and i are both gay in the opposite direction but you best believe my lesbian ass calls him my man, and i love him with all my heart. it is simply never worth it to restrict yourself to a box of what you think friendship needs to look like, as long as everyone involved is on the same page.

[theradargyal]

Well... Its been 3 months since I've started properly using Tumblr.

So far, I have become a ROBOTGIRL, opened up a few new kinks I had absolutely no clue I had, become asexual, and next week am crossing half of fucking Europe just to watch DanDaDan with a puppygirl on the condition that I let her chew on me for the ENTIRETY of the time.

[hateful-theresa]

Oops, my bad! Can't wait to sink my teeth into you :3

[theradargyal]

Oh nooooo, this is such a terrible fateeee, whatever will I dooooo

[hateful-theresa]

Shut uppp this is so humiliating >///<

[theradargyal]

You CANNOT just leave this in the tags

[hateful-theresa]

Embarrassing me in front of my friends and family 😭

[junipermead53]

oh girl i'll snitch on you too don't even

[theradargyal]

O_O

Theresa, darling~ what is it that you've been saying about me? ♥️

[junipermead53]

she's so fucking gay she's losing her mind you're gonna have the best time

[theradargyal]

Oh she absolutely is. It's just as annoying as it is adorable. 12 hours of travel I'm absolutely not gonna regret :3

[hateful-theresa]

GANGING UP ON ME ?????

[junipermead53]

listen, you knew this was gonna happen the moment you told me to check, don't play dumb (i'm sure she'll get plenty of that next week)

[theradargyal]

Well... Its been 3 months since I've started properly using Tumblr.

So far, I have become a ROBOTGIRL, opened up a few new kinks I had absolutely no clue I had, become asexual, and next week am crossing half of fucking Europe just to watch DanDaDan with a puppygirl on the condition that I let her chew on me for the ENTIRETY of the time.

[hateful-theresa]

Oops, my bad! Can't wait to sink my teeth into you :3

[theradargyal]

Oh nooooo, this is such a terrible fateeee, whatever will I dooooo

[hateful-theresa]

Shut uppp this is so humiliating >///<

[theradargyal]

You CANNOT just leave this in the tags

[hateful-theresa]

Embarrassing me in front of my friends and family 😭

[junipermead53]

oh girl i'll snitch on you too don't even

[theradargyal]

O_O

Theresa, darling~ what is it that you've been saying about me? ♥️

[junipermead53]

she's so fucking gay she's losing her mind you're gonna have the best time