jupi

star/jupi | she/they | pan + taken | a minor | i post stuff about my fandoms (some of which include vocaloid, cavetown, sanders sides, danganronpa, ssbu, and minecraft) and really just anything i find interesting

[messed-up-logic-deactivated2016]

What if the tumblr logo was in comic sans?

Like it went from

to

[talking-pigeon]

Reblog it and look at your blog!

[as-seenon-tv]

Holy shit go look

[ayanematrix]

Sneaky…

[rotato-banana]

yes

[bohemianarthouse-deactivated202]

The 5 things you gotta know before you let that cop into your house

[phlegminism-blog]

THIS STUFF IS SOOO IMPORTANT TO KNOW.  Seriously.  It’s saved my ass before.

[dammitcaleb-deactivated20130328]

What do you do when you look through the peephole and see a badge?

Remember: You do not have to let the police in the house unless they have a warrant — or probable cause. If you’re having a party, turn off the music, ask your guests to chill, and ask that anyone who’s too intoxicated carry on in another room.

Go outside to speak with the cops. Close the door behind you. Although some scary precedents are being set these days, police cannot enter your home without a warrant or probable cause. By closing the door, you’re cutting off a visual — or olfactory — line to potential probable cause.

Be polite. Ask why they are there. “Good evening, Officer. What can I help you with?”

Where possible, assure them you will take care of the problem. If the police ask to enter, inform them, “I do not consent to any searches.” If a police officer gives you an order and you are confused about your position, ask, “Do I have to comply?” If they continue with questioning, tell them you’ll need to call your lawyer and that you will not answer any questions.

Ask, “Am I free to leave?” This is especially handy if, say, a group of you’d been too bawdy on the patio and an officer stops by. If he/she is getting a bit hot under the collar, politely ask, “Am I being detained?” or “Am I free to leave?” If the cop has no reason to hold you, quickly, quietly, and politely retreat inside.

[kyssthis16]

The POC’s Bill of Rights when it comes to the Police. Remember. These are your rights. 

[bitchyhippy]

The 5 things you gotta know before you let that cop into your house

FLEXYOURRIGHTS.ORG is one of the most informational websites. The videos are extremely enlightening.

[sithlorddr3w]

Please read and know these things!

[kanyewesticle]

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

[kanyewesticle]

oh my god

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

fucking fandom references

[toinfinityandbeyonce-deactivate]

WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?

[mynationaltreasure]

THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY

[kanyewesticle]

This is the post that killed me

[cigarettesandguitarstrings]

This is the post that killed him.

[snoteleks-milk]

IT GOT BETTER

[red-in-the-streets]

Jesus fucking Christ!!

[vi14m2lg7m]

An AU where snufkin is cursed with a tail that spills more emotion than he wants to show

[i-am-a-fish]

bi and pan people!!!!! are neat!!!!!!!!

reblogging this is not mandatory but it is highly recommended!

[jaimebeazley-blog]

I am

Neat!!

[popthechompchomp]

Awesome!!

[ellieintheskywithdiamonds-deact]

[neo-zeon]

HIS HAIR?

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

WACK

[neo-zeon]

HIS GEAR??

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

WACK

[neo-zeon]

HIS JEWELRY???

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[neo-zeon]

HIS FOOTSTANCE!?

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[neo-zeon]

THE WAY THAT HE TALKS!??

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[neo-zeon]

THE WAY THAT HE DOESNT EVEN LIKE TO SMILE!?!?

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[neo-zeon]

ME?

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[supershybutpushingthroughit]

I’m impressed by how aggressive the font is

[queersona]

Since it’s pride month here’s a not so gentle reminder that pedos aren’t LGBT+!!!

now get outta our community, bitch!

[queersona]

time to bring this back ;)

[prowrestlingindustrialcomplex]

In case you’re wondering, this blog doesn’t support pedophilia or MAP-identitified pieces of shit. Pedophilia is pedophilia. Period.

[thatsbelievable]

[daco-broman]

shit I missed my window, next week I guess

[the-worm-man]

Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog

[penicillium-pusher]

Hello can I interest anyone in some hehe… in some tea? hehehe

[lyricsandpapers]

yea sure i’ll have some

[penicillium-pusher]

hoohoo ok here you go!

please enjoy ohoho…

ahehehehe here’s your T!! hoohoo gotcha! Happy pride month!!

[kakyoiniisms]

[luxphobia]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH PEOPLE

[night-life154]

[askstarliner-deactivated2014031]

This is real film of a real ghost

[the-archetype-of-civilization]

JESUS FUCK. GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS.

[seenkseeb]

you can’t photoshop that shit. you just can’t 

[hungry-skeleton]

I think I handled the situation maturely

[chaotic-bastard-demon]

You handled it aMaZiNgLy

[corona-the-nightcutter]

911 I JUST WITNESSED A FUCKING SLAUGHTER DAMN

[ginger-le-gay-deactivated202008]

V A P O R I Z E D

[usodayoo]

Btw beware if you see these lesbian flags 

[strangeauthorarchive]

I love that not only are they ugly but the yellow one looks like rancid piss

[delmondo]

they went to the Pantone corner of home depot and started stuffing all of the ribbons into their pockets going “i’ll show those Trang Women once and for all”

[fiive-second-cookies]

It’s Roman’s birthday and ‘Sanders Sides’ is trending THIS IS WHAT MY BOY DESERVES!!

[softestvirgil]

Roman deserves it all I am just

[eftelpe]

Happy Birthday Roman!

Roman has so many, looks, and I mean so many looks. He has an entire row’s worth of Joan as Roman looks. If you count his default outfit there are TWELVE combos in Can Lying be Good. Twelve. Roman you are so extra, I love it.

(In order from left to right, top to bottom): Patton’s room Roman, Talyn Roman, Terrence Roman, Valerie Roman, Virgil’s room Roman, Christmas Roman, Mom Thomas Roman, Boss Thomas Roman, Frat Thomas Roman, Pikachu Thomas Roman, Am I original Roman, Gryffendor Roman, Hufflepuff Roman, Original outfit Roman, New outfit Roman, Slytherin Roman, Gryffendor 2 Roman, Cartoon Roman, Judge Roman, Puppet Roman, Makeup Roman, Fancy Mummy Roman, Homemade Mummy Roman, Ninja Turtle Roman, Animation Roman, Usnavi Joan Roman, Joan Roman, Old outfit Joan Roman, New outfit Joan Roman, Mom Joan Roman, Boss Joan Roman, Frat Joan Roman, Pikachu Joan Roman

[lawyerpatton]

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

How to take care of a cat stuck in a tree the russian way.

I’m 85% sure the subtitles are accurate.

[enrique262]

The chaos, the gross negligence, the completely unnecessary destruction of property, the massive do-not-give-a-fuck attitude, and yet it all paid off somehow, I have never seen something so Russian in my entire life!

[queerqueerspawn]

БАРСИК БАРСИК ИДИ СЮДА

[fozmeadows]

I AM IN LITERAL TEARS OF LAUGHTER OH MY GOD